
The scene opens up in Salem, Pennsylvania. The camera shows an outside view of the small arena that only sits 9,000. Then the scene switches back inside. The fans are on their feet waving their signs around. "The GOD was screwed!" "Oh great! Suicide Queen is back!" "Austin 3:16" "Section 17, Row 122! I'm higher than the Rising Star!" "Mars Sucks! It's true, it's true!" The camera then focuses in on Michael Cole and Paul Heyman at ringside.
[Michael Cole]: Hello everyone I am Michael Cole and along side me is Paul Heyman. We are here in Salem, California. And this crowd here is just great.
[Paul Heyman]: That is only half true Cole. We are here in Salem, Pennsylvania. But this crowd is filled with a bunch of ingrateful people. Just look at the signs they are holding up. No respect what-so-ever for the Old School, Michael Cole.
I don't see any reason why they should be respectful to a group that screwed Chris Jericho, Xavier Summers and Team New School.
They weren't screwed Cole. They were just in the wrong place...at the wrong time.
Well we're not the only ones that don't see eye to eye. Because right now we'd like to send it to the ring for a match between two stars brought in from the FWA. Scott Skylar and Andy Mason!
Suddenly the lights go out and the arena is completely pitch black. The fans rise to their feet to see what is going on. Then an image of Crimson Tide appears on the titan tron. The lighting is too dark to determine what room he's in. But he is holding a flash light up to his face and a baseball bat in his hand. Wearing his trademark face paint and long black trench coat. Tide stares deep in the camera for a moment which draws him some heat.
[Crimson Tide]: Welcome everyone! Tonight is a very special night. Not only are we here in Salem, Pennsylvania. But we are here on the Sacraficial Anniversary.
What is he talking about? We got a match scheduled next.
Forget about the match. Show some respect for Tide.
You see here in Salem you are known for a few things. Now your not as important as Chicao or Los Angeles. You don't got a landmark like Washington D.C. or New York City. Hell your wheather isn't as nice as Miami or San Francisco. But you do have...witches! Or I should say you used to have witches. But 50 years ago to this day. The last witches of Salem were sacraficed. They were brutally murdered because you idiots didn't understand black magic.
The fans can be heard giving tremendous heat towards Tide. But he just ignores them and keeps going on.
I won't go into specifics here. Because that is another story for another day. Anyways I decided to make a sacrafice myself. In honor of the Salem Witches and the male Witches...known as Witchies.
Hahaha!
What is so funny Cole?
Everyone knows male witches are called Warlords. And the Salem he is thinking of is in Wisconsin.
In honor of them I will make an official sacrafice. That's right...in front of these murderers I will be making a sacrafice. And any one of you people in the arena could be the lucky victim. Who will it be? When will I strike? You can't stop me...because you don't have a clue as to where I am.
Suddenly the room Tide is in lights up. And Tide is shown standing by a urinal inside a bathroom. Mars walks into the pictures and sees Tide with the flashlight and baseball bat.
[Mars]: What the heck are you doing with a bat and flashlight...inside a bathroom?
Ahhhh! Get out of here. Get out Mars! You're going to ruin everything damnit.
Ruin....what can I possibly ruin?
My little skit I have going on here. In order to get some fan reaction and be recognized and respected. You need to have some sort of gimmick. So I was just going to--
You were going to what!? Put on a show for these Corn Picking pieces of garbage?
Roars of boos fill the arena. As Tide nods his head along with what Mars is saying.
You don't owe these people a damn thing! What you need to do is go out to the ring and rip Nash and ILLumanator a pair of new A*beeeeep*oles!!
You are exactlly right Mars. I don't like the corn and I don't like other people. And I'm going to go out there and rip those two New Schoolers. Thanks alot Mars!
That's the spirit. Old School is ready to step things up!
The camera switches to inside the arena with Cole and Heyman.
I guess Tide is coming out here.
Yes! The man of respect and honor. The Crimson one is going to address the New School. I can not wait for this Cole.
Suddenly the lights go out an the word 'Old School' appears on the titan tron. Then Tide's music blast over the loud speakers.