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The scene opens up in Phoenix, Arizona. It opens up in a large field with very few trees or shade around. The camera pans around showing a bunch of kids dressed up like it's Halloween. The camera then zooms in on a sign that is hung up. It says 'Tiny Tot Super Heroes'. It is in scribbled crayons and markers obviously done by kids or one of the Guerillas since they have the same basic education level. Suddenly the camera pans down to show Austin wearing a Super Duper Super Heroes shirt that says What on the back. Tide is shown wearing his Super Hero outfit. They have glass bottles in their hands and they both take a big gulp of the liquid inside which appears to be beer.

[Super Steve]: Man that is some strong stuff!

[Super Tide]: Not only is it strong. But it is also grrrrreat!

Hahaha...I like how you say that...grrreat....grrrrrr...what!? Don't say it again!

I can not help it Super Steve. When I take a gulp of this luxurious and extremely delicious Root Beer...oh it gives me the tingles! So when yo--

What!?

I was just saying that-

Whaaat?

So when you-

What!? Did you say you had to tinkle? Is that what you said you big, bad, super sum'bitch? You got to put more emphasis on it. Let the people know that you ain't gotta tinkle. But you got to take...a big, old, wet, pis-

Steve! Steve! Hey Steve-O! We can't say stuff like that on television. Plus there's too many kids around here.

I know this Tide. I was just pretending to be one of the Guerillas. Seeing how it's like to be a Guerilla.

Which one were you pretending to be?

What? You mean which gorilla...which ape? Hell...I don't know Tide. Doctor Sayus, Cornelias...one of them sons of bitches from that lousy planent of the apes!! Wait...Statue of Liberty.....that was are planet! Damn youuuu....damn you all!

Suddenly Tide grabs Austin by the shoulder and gives him a swift slap across the face. Making Austin immediately stopping his rambling.

Get ahold of yourself man! People are looking....

Tide looks to his left and quickly turns to his right looking at the people standing around. Tide continues to look around while Austin slowly turns his head looking down to his left and then turning his head back to the right. He gives one of the kid's standing around a dirty look. He then begins rubbing his face.

You crazy bastard! Why in the hell did ya slap me for?

Trying to snap you out of it. You were embarassing the Super Duo!

Oh I'm sorry Tide. I really didn't mean to make you look like a jackass in front of all these youngsters. Even if they are dressed up in tights.

Super Steve...don't you see? That there is Spiderman! And-and that right there is the Green Lantern!

Green Lantern...he your favorite hah?

Oh of course not Steve-O. My favorite was Aqua Man. You know...because he was always on the rise...just like me. And you know...we both really liked water..what's up wit dat!?

I have no clue what in the hell you're talking about. We should be focused on them damn dirty apes and not some old super heroes. Wait just a damn second! There's Batman...and there...there's the Power Rangers! Hey little man who are you suppose to-

[Kid Dressed as Austin]: What!

Ha...I said...who are yo-

Whaaaat!?

Haha....I know you are a little guy. So I'm going to have to speak a little slower. I said...who....are....ya...suppos-

What?

Austin gets a pissed off look on his face like he is about to kick the kid's ass. He starts in motion to charge the kid but quickly Tide grabs him and holds him back.

Let me at him! I'm gonna teach this lousy son of a bitch a lesson!

Steve!

Let me at him. I'm gonna getcha!

Steve would you settle down.

Nah the two foot sum'bitch mocked me Tide. He made fun of my image. Made fun of who I am. I had enough of this crap Tide...I'm outta here!

Alright Steve-O you get the truck and I'll go get the Tide Mo-Bile.

You know what Tide. I think you should just go to the arena and do a promo. Go into that damn cube you're always talking about-

Box Steve...Box...

Whatever! I'm going Tide I'll catcha later. And you...you little bas-

What!?

Why you...I'm out of here!

Austin gets a mean look on his face and storms off. Tide stays back and looks over at a little kid dressed in Tide-like attire. Tide walks up to him and starts talking to him.

Hello there little fellow...I am honored you decided to be a Mini-Tide!

[Mini Hurricane]: I'm the Hurricane! Tide is stinky he can't even win a match.

Whoa there little guy. But the Hurricane is a dirty villian. He's not a Super Hero at all. And for your information. I can win matches.

Yeah we I bet you Hurricane could beat you. And I bet I could beat you to.

Oh yeah kid...you and what Super Army?

The kid points in the direction behind Tide. Tide slowly turns around and there are about 25 little kids dressed in a Super Hero outfit. Tide looks frightened but plays it off and gives them a big thumbs up. They all look at each other and then start yelling and they charge at Tide. They take him down and a pile forms around him until he's no longer visible. The scene fades to black but the sound can still be heard. And Tide is heard screaming at the top of his lungs like a little girl. The sound then stops and the scene reopens in a different location. It's still by the same spot but no kids seem to be around. Suddenly Tide is spotted walking towards his auto mobile. His cape is barely hanging on his back and his tights and shirt are ripped. His mask is also on crooked. He looks to be in some pain as he limps towards the lot. Suddenly Michael Cole runs up behind him with a microphone and taps him on the shoulder. Tide spins around facing Kelly but puts his hands up to guard himself thinking it's one of the kids.

Holy Moly you made the hairs on my neck stand up for goodness sake.

[Michael Cole]: Sorry Tide but someone told me you and Austin were down here. I figured I'd try to get an interview with you about your match.

Well Steve-O is not here. But I am...so.....shoot!

Ok what are your feelings on the outcomes of your past few matches involving the interferance by the Guerillas?

Well I must give them boys some credit. They are trully a bunch of tricksters. Maybe they should tour with Sigfried and Roy-

Hahaa are you referring to them two because of their homosexual relations?

Homo-who? Listen Pedestrian Cole I am simply congradulating those two. Now don't get me wrong. You would never catch the Super Tide committing such a devious act. I am sincere in everything I do. However you got to say that it was smart on their part. They cost us the chance at the titles, that they want. And in return got underneath are skin a bit. Not only did they do that. But they also made sure to go straight to Jones to get this number one contendership match. Which was also very clever. Heck they set up this big number one contenders match for the tag titles. So I give them all the credit. However they didn't know that me and Steve were also planning to ask Mister McMahon or Mister Jones for the same type of match. But we couldn't gather up enough courage to ask for it. So they actually helped us out a ton as well. I thank you Guerillas...

Tide looks at the camera and gives a big thumbs up. Michael Cole shakes his head and continues on.

So what do you think about those two Tide. Do you think you can beat them to become number one contenders?

Without question Cole-O. Me and Steve-O go through a Super extensive workout and training progress. We work are collective butts off...excuse my language. So we feel like we are definitley fit and definitley ready physically. We also have been studying some of their past matches. We looked over the sneak attacks they made on us and their past look as the Los Conquistadores. So that helped us cover the mental and psychological aspect of those sneaky Guerillas. We seen that they are a bunch of loons as well though. Like being friends with Kevin Kelly and talking to a fluff ball alien named Alf. The Guerillas are complicated and confusing bunch of guys. It's hard to know what they are thinking and why they do what they do. But none of that is going to matter. Because at Revolution they step in to my Tide Box. And they will have to go two on two with the Super Duo...the greatest Duo in the World...the Super Duper...Super Heroes! So Guerillas you better watch out. Because you won't be able to sneak up on us at the Pay Per View! And me and Super Steve will definitley be on the rise...so stand back...because there's a Tide coming through!

Tide gives off a big thumbs up to the camera and even smiles. He then looks over at Cole and gives him a thumbs up while shaking his hand. Tide seems happy as he walks off to his Tide Mo-Bile and hops inside. The car drives off at a very slow pace. And the scene then fades to black.