The scene opens up in Las Vegas, Nevada. Inside the backstage area Tide is sitting in his chair wearing his usual Super Hero attire. Tide is reading through a comic book. He laughs out occassionally and even yells out some of the phrases. Suddenly the cameras zoom out to show Austin standing right above Tide. As Tide continues to read the book not knowing he's there.

[Super Tide]: Hehe...."I will get you Punisher!" Captain America is sooo clever sometimes--

Austin then snatches the book out of Tide's hand and begins ripping it up. Tide's jaw drops and his eyes get wide as he looks to be in shock.

What are you doing Super Steve?

[Super Steve]: I'm doin ya a favor Tide! Trying to get your mind off of reading some stupid comic book...and on to focusing on the big match!

But Steve...I wasn't goin to concentrate on them after I was finished. I mean...that book cost me one thousand smackeroos...and it was the first apperance of the Punisher! And you ripped it to shreds...what's up wit dat!?

I told you ya little super sum'bitch! We need to go on a Super Journey...we need to act, talk and even think like the Tag Champs do.

Oh I see where you're getting at Super Steve. We need to spend some time doing what the Outsiders do--

What!? That's what I just said Tide. Don't mock a crazy man. Get whatever you need and meet me down at my truck.

Better yet Super Steve! You could meet me...at the Super Duper Mo-bile!

Do I look like a guy who rides a mo-bile? What? I said I ain't riding no stupid mo-bile! Meet me at my truck in 10 minutes and don't forget to bring some dough.

Why?

What?

Why do we need dough? We gonna make some Super Bread or what?

What!? Tide...I'm talking about dough...moolah--

Moolah Beach!! That was a grrrrreat show. I wish I could be one of the contestants.

You are one stupid son of a bitch Tide. I'm talking about MONEY....I'm talking about some CASH. You do know what the green stuff is don't you?

Of course I do Super Steve! But I never carry the stuff...all I gots is shiney silver coins.

Fine! I'll bring some cash...you bring some coins! And will meet in the middle somewhere!

I thought we were meeting at your truck!

Tide...I know you got that comic book for 1,000 smackeroos. But I'm about to give you 1,000 smackeroos for free...right in your face! If you don't keep your mouth closed and meet me at my truck in 10 minutes!

Ok...whatever you say partner! I'll see you downstairs in Super Ten Minute!

How long is that?

About 10 minutes.

Alright....see you at the truck to start our journey trying to imitate the tag champs!

Austin walks right out of the room leaving Tide back to scratch his head for a second. He then gives Austin a delayed big thumb up.

Wait a Super Second....there's noting I need to do here. I might as well go downstairs now and be there before Steve gets there.

Tide starts walking out the door when suddenly he literally runs into Kevin Kelly. They knock into each other and both fall down. Kelly drops some papers as well. Tide quickly gets to his feet holding his head. And Kevin Kelly is still on the ground holding his head. Tide suddenly puts his hand right above Kelly's face. And Kevin grabs ahold of it and Tide pulls him to his feet.

My apologies to you Citizen! I was in a super hurry. But you do know...only citizens...and super heroes like myself...who are under contract with the XWF can be back here. Which means if you want an autograph...you just going to have to wait like everyone else.

[Kevin Kelly]: No Tide! It's me Kevin Kelly. I am an interviewer.

What a coincidence. Because I am an interviewtee. Infact I was hoping to get a word with someone like yourself to speak about my upcoming match with the Outsiders.

Oh sure Tide. I can ask you some questions right now if you want?

That would be grrrrreat.

You sure you have time? Interviews can take anywhere from 10-20 minutes.

Don't worry citizen interviewer. I have all the time in the world. So please feel free to speak to the Super Tide!

Ok Tide...let's get this thing started. First of all I just want to say that I admire everything you do. You trully are a great rolemodel for the younger kids out there.

Well thank you Kev-o! I try my bestest to make the XWF and the world a much safer and better place to live.

Well how do you feel about last week's match on Showdown? You ended up losing the match by disqualification. Did that effect you in any way?

Of course not Kev-o! I am a Super Duper Super Hero. I am a former...4 time North American Champion! So I can take the losses as they come along. Everyone must lose sometime in their careers...I figure if I lose the small ones. It saves me up for the big matches!

And this Showdown you are definitley involved in a big match. The Main Event infact. What are your feelings on being booked in this bout?

Well I feel like a star in the dark skies at night...shining bright! The feeling I have going into Showdown is so indescribable. But I'll try to describe it the best I can! You see for your regular citizens and Super Duper Fans out there....you may never get to understand what Super Tide is experiencing. So let me put it together like this. If you were sick with a cold....sort of like me losing to Hurricane....and then your momma makes you a big bowl of chicken noodle soup.....kind of like Vince booking this match. What do you want to do? Do you want to spill that bowl on your lap? I don't think you do. Do you want to slap your momma across the face and tell her it's too hott? I think not. Or do you want to grap a spoon and take a big scoop of juices...noodles...and on the best of occassions....a piece of chicken!? I think that's what you want to do! And so that is how me and Super Steve feel. We do not want to give up just because our opponents are bigger. And we don't want to let the fans down. We get our chance...and darnit...we plan on winning! Outsider may be bigger and the may even be sexier. But they are certainly no Super Duper Super Heroes! They are just two new guys in the path...of a Super Tide! And if they don't get out of the way they may find themselves smack dab in the middle of that Tide! And that will not be a good feeling....why? Because it means me and Super Steve opening up a warehouse full of...woooooop assss on you! So Outsiders I'm sure you are very confident. I am positive you are underestimating us. But remember that Super Tide and Super Steve--wait a Super Second! I forgot about meeting Steve-o! Citizen Kelly...his interview must be cut short.

WOOOOSH!