The scene opens up in Buffalo, New York. Inside Austin is sitting down with his cape on and his Super Duper Super Heroes shirt. He is sitting behind his Commishiner's desk and sitting right next to him is his wife Debra. Suddenly WOOSH!! Tide appears into view with his usual Super Hero outfit. He gives them both a big thumbs up and extends his hand for Steve to shake it. Austin starts smiling and stands up from behind his desk. He walks around and puts his hand out and shakes Tide's hand.

[Austin]: How ya doing little fella?

[Tide]: I'm doing just grrrrrrreaaat Super Steve!

Ha..ha...you always do that grrreat thing. Haha...don't do it again!

But it's my catch phrase--

What!?

I said it's my catch phr--

Whaaat!? Ahhhhahaha...I'm kiddin Tide...pulling your cape!

Oh ok. So what's up Super Steve? You want to go and play in the snow? Or better yet! We can have a snowman contest!

What? Go out in the cold?

Surrre why not...your name's Stone Cold after all. But if you can't build a Super Snowman then I understand St--

Hey! I can build a snowman. Ya...ya ever hear of Mount Everest?

Yes...the very huuuuge mountain?

Yeah that's the one! What!? I said...that sumbitch doesn't compare to a snowman I once made. Yea...yea...infact when I was yeaaaaa high. They called me the Super Snowman Builder!

Wow are you serious? Well than let's go! Who we going to use as the judge?

Whaaaat!?

[Debra]: I'll be the judge!

Wellll it would be kind of unfair since your his wife. But I'm cool with that.

Noooo...nope...she ain't being no judge! What!? I said she can't even cook...she can't be a judge.

You...you said you like my cooking.

Whaaaat!? Listen...ain't no way Debra's being a judge. But I know someone who can be. You go outside and I'll meet you out there with the judge.

Ooook Super Steve...see you soon!

The scene fades to black. And then it fades back in to Tide outside still dressed in his attire but looking very cold since the outfit doesn't cover much up. Suddenly the exit door opens and Steve walks out and right behind him is Vince McMahon himself. Vince steps out wearing a heavy coat and Austin has usual attire on. Vince walks out to a spot in the middle of the snow covered area and looks confused.

[Vince]: Alright I am here Steve...what was so important damnit?

What? Your going to be the Snowman judge.

Did you say...a snow...man judge?

Right!! Now stand there and watch me kick his ass.

He means in building the snowman Vince. He really wouldn't wooop my ass. By the way...nice suit Vince.

Thankyou Tide--

Hey no brown nosing you...ssss...you....sss....you sssumbitch!

Alright just settle down now. And hurry up with your snowmen. I'm freezing for christ sake!

Both Tide and Austin nod their heads. They walk over to their spot which is about 10 feet away from each other and begin building. The camera is focused on Tide as he rolls up a big ball a snow and uses it for the bottom of the snowman. Next he rolls up a big, medium sized ball and places it up on top. And finally he rolls a smaller ball and places it on top. The snowman is the same size he is height wise. Tide seems to be satisifed with what he has built in a matter of 10 minutes. The camera pans around shows Austin. He's down on his knees packing some snow. His snowman is more like a 1 foot high pile of snow packed down. Austin stands up and starts smiling seeming also satisifed. The camera zooms back showing both men.

You know what...my Super Snowman is missing something. He needs some eyes made of coal...he needs some sticks for arms...he needs a carrot for a nose....he needs some stones for his mouth. And he needs a cape! I'll be right back guys!

WOOSH!! Tide dissappears out of view leaving Austin staring at Tide's Snowman almost in disbelief. He then gets an angry look on his face and walks right up to the snow man. He puts his face about an inch away from the small snow ball on top and starts staring right at it.

Whaaaat!? What the hell did you just say son?

Steve...he didn't say anything...he's...he's a snowman!

Don't cover for that sumbitch. His ass talked trash to Super Steve. And now I'm gonna lay him out.

Out of nowhere Austin kicks the "gut" of the snowman and grabs the "head" of the snowman and pulls it down on his shoulder in stunner fashion. He then gets up and jumps on the remaining parts of the snowman and begins pounding on it with his fist. He finally gets up and wipes himself off. He walks back to his snowman and stands there admiring his work. Suddenly Tide runs out from behind the corner of the building with some supplies. He gets to where his snowman used to be and drops the supplies in shock.

My Super Snowman was right here...and now he's gone. Wut's up wit dat!? Vince do you know what happend?

Yes...you see--

Hurricane destroyed it! Yup! That stupid wannabe came here and whooped on your snowman.

He killed Super Frosty?

Killed him...he wiped him out!!

Are you sure...Vince is this true--

Whaaaat!? You don't trust me!? I just told ya. What!? I told you that Hurricane did it. Now I want to know what your going to do about it?

Well I'm gonna...I'm gonna...I'm gonna woooop his ass!

That's right ya are! Now go to the ring and tell that sumbitch that you gonna whoop him!

Yeah...to the Tide box...to tell Hurricane that I'm going to wooooooop his assss!

WOOSH! Tide dissappears once again. Leaving Austin behind with Vince. Austin walks up to Vince and whispers to him.

So I'm gonna win right?

Vince turns away from Austin and walks right back inside the building slamming the door.

Alright you go tally the votes and I'll wait here.......what?

The scene fades out and then fades back inside the arena. Their are fans jam packed inside for a local house show. Suddenly Tide's theme music begins to play and out comes Tide. The fans jump to their feet and go crazy for their hero. He quickly runs down the ramp and slides face first into the ring. He grabs the microphone off of Lilian and begins to speak.

Hellooooo citizens of Buffalo. Tonight I will speak about an evil villian who is try to impersonate your Super Hero. And that man is...the Hurricane! This man claims he is a Super Hero. But no...he is nothing more than a wannabe...a copy cat...a horrible looking clone of Super Tide! Not only did this man cowardly take out Super Frost. But he also cowardly attacked me from behind last Showdown...just like an evil villian would. He sent me away on the Ambulance. But this Showdown I will send him away on the Wammmmbulance. He'll go waaaa...waaaa...waaaa...all the way home to his momma! Just like a little girly. Because let's face it. Nobody wooops ass better than Super Tide.

"Wooooop Assss!"

That's right....woop ass!

"Woop Ass! Woop Ass! Woop Ass!"

And after I open some woop ass on the Super Phony. I will then...wash him away with the High Tide! And I will continue to be a Super Tide on the rise. Leaving Hurricane and all the Tide Doubters saying...wut's up wit dat!? So stand back wayyyyyyy back. Because there is a Super Tide on the Rise!

The fans begin cheering for Tide. Seeming very satisfied with the few words he gave them. Tide sticks out his thumb and begins smiling as the scene fades to black.