The scene opens up in Chicago, Illinois. Austin is shown in his office backstage sorting through some papers and listening to 'He Loves U Not' by Dream. He is singing along with the words the best he can.

[Austin]: "Pour some flour in a cup try to get your way. Keep pouring and then stop right away. You could of drove me crazy. But you stole my baby!! *Knock at the door.* Come on inside.

The door opens up and Tide walks in with his attire on. Austin stands up with a smile on his face and lifts his belt up onto his shoulder. He steps out from behind his desk and meets Tide in the middle of the room. Tide puts his thumb up and extends his hand. Austin smiles and starts to extend his hand when Tide suddenly pulls his hand away and hops back a step. Austin looks confused as Tide stares at a shirt he's wearing.

[Tide]: You got a Super Duper Super Heroes shirt...where'd you get it?

Haha...you like it? It's got my name on the back and everything. But it's one of a kind. What!? I said they don't make any of these in stores yet Tide.

Oh I see....

Ha...look at ya....look at ya! You think old Super Steve would forget to get ya one. I got a customed made shirt right here.

Austin reaches behind him and grabs a shirt lying on his desk. He hands it to Tide and starts smiling. Tide opens the shirt up and looks over it. And he notices his name on the back.

Wowie! It has my name on it and everything.

Haha...you like it don't ya? Whaaat!? I said put that sum'bitch on and lemme take a look at ya son.

Tide quickly folds the shirt out and throws it over his head. He pulls his arms through and looks down at the front of the shirt and starts smiling.

Oh jee-golly...I love it Steve-o!

I knew you'd love it. I just knew it! It looks a little big on ya though.

Yeah yours looks like it fits alot better.

What!? Maybe because I'm bigger than you Tide? You ever think of that. I mean the shirts are the damn same size and everything. You just gotta build a little more muscle there Pilgrim....what!? I said you got to hit the weights son.

What size is your shirt?

It's a medium.

Medium...mine's an extra large.

Whaaaat? I said don't worry about the size of the damn shirt. Just forget about it. You should be focused on beat Jericho's and War Machine's ass at Showdown!

Oh I am focused! I can not wait to beat Jericho's ass in front of the world. But I'm not all to sure about War Machine--

What ya mean by that?

Oh he's part of the Old School and so am I. So I don't really want to hurt him.

Whaaaaat!? I can't believe what your saying. Do ya like Sea Food....what? I said do ya like Sea Food?

Not really Super Steve. Why you ask?

Because you're being selFISH! Do ya hear what I'm saying. What!? I said I think your god damn selfish. You care more about yourself and the lousy Old School. Then you do about me and the tag titles. I thought we were partners. We are the Super....Duper...Super Heroes!

You know what Steve. I think you are right. I mean I would just love being the Tag Team Champs. I'd be glad to have any gold around my waist.

Well I already got some gold as you can see Tide. I don't really need the tag titles. But I want em! I can be a tag champ and still be the Xtreme Champ. And do you know what it takes to become Xtreme Champ? Whaaaat!? I said it takes the 3 D's. Dominance...Destruction....and knowing how to be Xtreme!

What's the third D?

What?

You said you had the 3Ds.

That ain't me Tide. You're thinkin of them damn Dudley Boys. No you see I got the damn stunner. And I can take someone out *Snaps Finger!* Just like that! What!? I said I can take someone out just like that. You got a move like that Tide?

Yeah it's called the High Tide.

I didn't ask you what the move was called. I asked if you had a move like mine? Let me guess you play the damn banjo? What!? I said is the High Tide...playing the banjo?

No I don't play the banjo!

Oh lemme guess. You get the sum'bitch...and you smash that banjo right over someone's head! Just like that...you lay em right out with the damn banjo. What?

No! I don't do anything with a banjo. You see my move is where I fly off the turnbuckle...I soar through the air and I come crashing down on my opponent. And I wash them away with that move.

You fly huh? Well Old Super Steve can fly to....that's right! I'm like damn R.Kelly and I believe I can fly!

Why don't you fly right now?

I don't wanna....I......I....ahhh...I ain't got my cape. I can't fly with out my cape Tide.

It's right there behind you...right on the desk.

Damn it Tide do ya hear yourself. Don't worry about my cape. I think you should worry about what the Chicagoins and the World thinks about ya. I think that they think...that your a coward. They think that you're affraid of War Machine. What!? They say the Old School thing is just a cover up.

It ain't no cover up.

It ain't!? It ain't!? Then why don't ya go to the damn ring and plead with the people. Tell em you ain't scared of a sum'bitch like War Machine. Hell you ain't affraid of no one...nobody! And then you tell em...you tell all those people that your going to open up a truck load of whoop ass on em.

Woop ass? Woo-woo-woop! Sounds like the Road Runner. Hehe!

Nah you're thinkin of the wrong guy Tide. You mean Wil E.

The coyote never talked Steve.

I'm not talkin bout no damn Coyoat! I was talkin bout that bunny...the one that hopped around. Listen! It doesn't matter what his damn name was. Just go out to the ring and tell em that the Super--

Duper--

[Both]: Super Heroes!

What!? Are going to whoop there asses.

Yeah it's Woop Ass time! I'm goin to the Tide Box and telling those people that I will open up some Woop Ass on Jericho and War Machine.

Don't go to no damn box. What!? I said go to the ring and tell em.

Steve the ring is the Tide Box.

Don't confused me damn it. Just go out there and tell em what time it is.

Yeah it's Woop Ass time. Woop Ass! Woop Ass?...Woop Ass!

Woooosh! Tide dissappears out of camera view. Austin has a look on his face like Tide is crazy. He then starts smiling.

Ha...ha....woop ass. Woop Ass? Now I likes the sound of that. Haha.........what?

The view switches to ringside. And shows an image of the entrance. Suddenly the lights dim down a bit and music starts playing. And the words "Super Duper Super Heroes" appear on the screen. Then out walks Tide in his Super Hero outfit. The whole crowd goes crazy as he makes his way down the aisle. He slides into the ring and then stands in the middle of the ring with a satisfied look on his face. He gives a big thumbs up and grabs the microphone from the Fink.

Hellllloooo people of Chicago. Home of the one and only...Daaaa Bears! *Loud Pop* Wowie! It feels just grrrrreat to be here in front of the citizens of Chi-ca-go. But I am out here strictly on buisness. You see I must warn two XWF citizens that their lives may be in danger. You see my sences have told me that two men will be in a horrific accident on the night of Showdown. So...Chris Jericho and War Machine....make sure you wear your seatbelts on the ride over. Make sure you two don't get your boots wet and then go slipping down all them steps. And most important message of all....don't stand in the way of the Super Duper Super Heroes! *Another Pop from the crowd.* Because first those Super Heroes will stun you. And then they will wash you away. And why you may ask? Because those Super Duper Super Heroes are on the rise. And the first stop is Showdown. And it will definitley be that...a Showdown of two teams. But there is a plain old ordinary team with a guy like Jericho who thinks he's God....wut's up wit dat?*What's Up With That!?* What next...is his daddy Santa Clause and his mama the Easter Bunny!*Crowd laughs and pops a bit.*And War Machine you may be a part of the Old School. But that makes no difference to me. Because just like the rest of the Old School and the rest of the XWF Wrestlers...besides myself and Super Steve of course....you are not Super. And you are not Super Duper. And you most certainly ain't no hero. Infact I think you should change your name to War Zero. Because after me and Super Steve are finished with you. That is exactlly how many wins an opposing team will have against us. So stand back...wayyyy back.....because there's a Tide on the rise! And this Tide is ready to break out a whole load of Woop Ass! I said I will be unloading a whole truck full of Wooooop Ass!*Woooooop Asssss!*That's right the Super Heroes will certainly woop some ass. And nobody will be able to stop us. So watch yourselves because you may just find yourselves smack dab in the middle of a Super Tide!

The crowd goes crazy for Tide. He gives a big thumbs up to the crowd. He turns to the Fink and gives him a thumbs up too. His music starts playing and the words "Super Duper Super Heroes" appear on the screen as the scene fades to black.