
The scene opens in Phoneix, Arizona. It is located at an XWF House Show. There is a monitor set up for some backstage skits and for the fans to be able to see footage they may not be able to see. Suddenly Tide appears on the monitor wearing his Super Hero outfit and the fans begin to boo. The scene switches to a complete view backstage. Tide is walking down the hallway and is stopped by some 21 year old guy wearing a People=Shit t-shirt. He looks somewhat drunk and has a 5 year old kid with him who is wearing a '9LP' shirt. It says '9LP' on the front and 'I rape the raper, I hate the hater, I am the Anti-Christ' written on the back. The guy puts his hand on Tide's chest and Tide jumps back.
[Tide]: Stand back you dirty, smelly, disgusting villian! Or I shall release my Tide Powers all over you!
[Drunk Guy]: Heyyyy...mister super haro! Mister I push famous people off of cells!
Whoa! Hold up there a second partner. But how can you accuse the Crimson One of doing such a sick deed? I am afterall just a Super Duper...ummm...Super Hero! I stop the violence and try to spread the good word. I don't push anyone one off of cells. Maybe your thinking of Firestarter. I mean he tried to burn the building down...Wut's up wit dat!?
[Little Kid]: How cood you do dat to 9LPwee...how cood you Tide?
Listen little Tidester...ummm...Tide didn't do a thing to 9LP. I am a man of honor. A man of respect and graditude. I'll make a P.R...omise to you! That Super Tide did not do such a hidious deed. Now...to the Tide Box to explain my inocence!
Ahh...beforah you goo...I...I got sumin for ya Tide!
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a half eaten Snickers Bar. He hands it to Tide. Tide looks at it with a disgusted look on his face. But he grabs the candy bar and gives the man a big thumbs up. He then looks down at the kid and gives him a thumps up. The kid starts smiling and begins hugging Tide's leg. Tide prys him off and extends his hand. The kid shakes it and Tide starts smiling.
I better get going to the Tide Box! Because the fans are out there waiting for me. And just like the commercials says...."Why Wait!?" Go out and grab you a snickers bar today. That way you can be half as cool as Super Tide!
Swooooosh! Tide dissappears out of view. The kid is smiling and looks up at the guy who appears to be a drunken relative. The guy bends down and puts his hand out in front of the kid.
There...I told you I would get you to meet Tide. Now give me the money kid.
Sure thang mister...here you go!
The kid pulls his leg back and kicks the man right between the legs. The man falls in clear pain. The kid grabs the man's Oakley glasses and runs off. As the scene cuts to the ring area.
[Paul Heyman]: It looks like Tide's coming out here!
[Michael Cole]: Yeah but is he denying the incident that took place at An Eye for An Eye?
Of course he's going to deny it...because he IS innocent Michael Cole. Tide is a Super Hero he wouldn't pull such a hidious act.
Your just repeating what Tide said back there!
I quote alot of great people Cole. I also know that Tide is a man of honor and dignity.
Oh jeez!
Don't oh jeeze me Cole! Tide deserves our respect damnit! This is a FREE COUNTRY! He is innocent until proving guilty. Or have you forgotten that this is America!
Well I haven't forg--
"Stand back! There's a Tide on the RISE!" Tide's theme music plays over the speakers and Tide steps out onto the ramp wearing his super hero outfit. He gives the crowd a thumbs up and they begin booing him. He looks around shocked and then makes his way down the ramp. He hops up on the apron and does his famous Tide Pose. The crowd boos some more. He shakes his head pretending not to hear them and steps inside the ring. He walks over to the Fink and grabs the microphone off of him. Tide also gives him a thumbs up. Fink looks at him in disgust and gives him a thumbs down. Fink leaves the ring and Tide looks shocked.
Helllloooo citizens of Arizona!(Boooooo!)Now hold up just a second. This isn't a town of dissrespectful losers. This is a state of honorable winners...baseball champions infact!(The fans cheer.)And I just want to bring a few things to your attention. You see at the Pay Per View the Super Tide made many apparences! I appeared with my Janitor buddy Joe....Mama! I also appeared next to the great Raptor...what!? (Whaaaat!?) I also appeared later on in the night when I beat Firestarter for my Xtreme belt! Only to have that drasted villian Mars steal the title right out from under my nose! Now that robbery by that robber was the last time I was on the television! I stayed in the back and mingled with the dozens of fans and citizens. I did not have sexual relations with that woman...Miss JackieLP! (The fans laugh a bit) I also did not manage to shove 9LP off of a cell. Who would stoop so low....or shall I say...climb so high! Just to push 9LP 20 feet off of a cell! Not Super Tide...oh no! You see I have other targets in mind. None that have initials for their names. So guys like Y2J....HHH...BBK...NWO....and even 9LP...are safe from the Super Powers of the Crimson One! You see I do not settle my buisness on top of cages. I settle it in the ring. That's why I have a match this week against the man who tried to steal my title...Firestarter! The biggest bozo to ever step foot in the XWF...well...since Savior! And I will make sure to not only settle my buisness with that man. But to also make sure I wash his fire and himself out of the XWF. There's no room for losers like him....there's only room for a Super Hero like me. Now 9LP may be a bit worried if he can trust me. But do not worry about that. Because I'm a man of my word. Now that doesn't mean that 9LP is safe. Because he still has to face me and the big nose...I mean...the big guy at the Main Event on Showdown. Now people say...how could Tide be on the Main Event? Well it's very S.I...imple! You see I was Main Eventing long before my return to the XWF. I know how to handle my buisness when I'm standing in the spotlight. And I'm sure the H'er will handle his buisness as well. I have faced 9LP before and I have absorbed all of his strengths and weaknesses. And I will make sure to stick to my motto. I will keep my head up...try my best...and beat my opponent....just like the rest! 9LP and Firestarter are rough and tough bunch of guys. But they stand no chance to a Super Hero like myself and a World Champion like the Game'er. So at Showdown there will be a High Tide...and it will wash those two buffons away! I P.R...omise that! Can you absorb the that!? Because the Crimson One surely can!
The fans have mixed reactions. They don't cheer or boo much. They don't know if they can trust him. He does a pose and gives a thumbs up. A few fans give him a pop for that while others boo like crazy. Tide hops out of the ring and makes his way back up the ramp.
I told you he was innocent Cole!
What!? That doesn't prove a thing!
Yes it does! It proves that Tide is a Super Hero with no guilty conscious. That is of course until he beats 9LP's ass!
Well that's one man's opinion. Doesn't seem like the fans agree.
Tide steps through the curtain and the scene fades to black.