The scene opens up in Hollywood, California. The camera shows the big HOLLYWOOD sign. It then shows a few clips of some studios making movies and commercials. Suddenly it zooms in on Britney Spears and a group of dancers. They are wearing blue, red and white. They start dancing when all of a suddenly Tide comes out of nowhere. He hops right in front of Britney Spears who is shooting a pepsi commercial with his super hero attire on.

[Director]: Cuuuuut! Who is the guy in the cape?

[Tide]: Excuse me citizen of america...I love the patriotic colors...but is that cyclone my sences....ummmm...sence?

[Britney Spears]: We are trying to do a damn commercial here so get lost!

Is that anyway to speak to a super hero such as myself? And what's with all the swearing....little teenagers like you shouldn't have that kind of mouth. And did I hear you say commercial? Are you going to film a commercial...in that!? The shirt comes up so high that I see your belly button. And the top comes down so low...that I can see your clevege...wat's up wit dat!?

It's called selling the product. Now why don't you take that gay looking outfit you got on and get out of my face.

The Tide sences are picking up negative vibes. And I just want to state for the record...that Tide is not a homo sexual.

You have a girlfriend?

Nah!

A wife?

Nope!

Have you ever had a lover?

Of course....I haven't! Getting involved in sexual relations is not the right thing to do. Protection doesn't provide much help or support either. So the best choice to make...is abstenance! My motto always is. Stay away...from the foreplay! Can you absorb the Tide?

Jim can you do something here? We need to finish this commercial.

Tide looks to his left and then to his right. He doesn't see anyone but then a huge bald black guy walks up behind him. He taps Tide on his shoulder. Tide slowly turns around and begins smiling. He sticks his hand out and gives the guy the thumbs up. The guy looks down at Tide like he's crazy. He places both his hands on Tide's shoulders.

Unhand me you dirty vilian! I am a superhero. I deserve the respect and rights that all free citizens of America--

Suddenly the view cuts away to a view of Tide flying through the air and landing on his stomach. Tide stands up and dust himself off. He looks back towards the closed doors and gives a big thumbs up. He then walks right up to the camera and look directly into the lens. You can see his eyes staring down at you. He hops back and gives a thumbs up. He then begins smiling.

As a Super Hero...like myself....I did not appreciate being tossed out of there. I expected better manners from someone running an America Commercial! But it never ceases to amaze me. This world is coming to an end...and people are just wasting their lives. Take Firestarter for example. I mean...can you be a bigger loser? The answer....is no! You see Firestarter...likes to start fires...I mean....can you be more original? The answer...nuh-uh! Firestarter has got to learn a few things. One he's got to know that starting fires is a very dangerous thing. And two....just because you do it...doesn't mean your cool. Infact I think I speak for myself, all the Tide fans and the XWF Superstars when I say....get a life! Your cheap attempts at heat are failing badly. And even a Super Hero like myself can see that. At the Pay Per View you get a shot at the Crimson One. But you see that's all it is...a shot! Because your not actually going to beat me. It can't get any simpiler than that. You step into the ring and I will show you the meaning of being Xtreme. I hurt you so bad...that you will be aching for days...annnnd days! So know this citizen Firestarter. Just cuz your name is your only hobby. Doesn't mean you stand a chance. Look up! Wayyyy up Firestarter! And what do you see? It's a bird...it's a plane....it's a Tide Away! And at Eye For An Eye! That Tide is going to come crashing right down on you...and it will put your flames out. So stand back....there's a Tide on the Rise!

Tide gives a thumbs up and hops out of camera view. The camera waits a few seconds and then pans over to where he hoped out of view. Instead of being gone like he should. He is just a few feet over behind a big oak tree changing his attire. He looks over and spots the camera while trying to get his tights off. He goes off balance and falls right down on the dirt. He manages to get back to his feet. He pulls his tights up and dust himself off. Tide gives another thumbs up and then runs full speed out of view. The camera loses him and the scene fades to black.