
The scene opens up in Albany, New York. There are only about 9,000 people in the stands compared to the 16,000 that normally fill the arena. They are all pumped up though. As they wave around their signs and are standing up out of their seats. Suddenly the titan tron comes on to show the backstage hallway. Crimson Tide is wlaking down the hallway but NOT in his usual attire. He is wearing no face paint and has a small black mask on. He is also wearing a shirt with the letter 'T' in the middle written in white. And a black cape to top it all off. Fans laugh at the sight of the changed Crimson Tide. Suddenly he walks into a room where War Machine is standing next to a catering table. And is drinking some water.
[Tide]: Hello citizen War Machine!
War Machine turns to look at who is calling his name. He looks over the outfit that Tide is wearing and gets a strange look on his face.
[War Machine]: Yo Tide! How you been man?
How have I been? How has the Tide been? Well the Tide has been doing grrrrreat! In the past few weeks I have visited the many oceans...travelled....across man countries. And always preventing hanous crimes....such as...purse snatching and....children being out past city cerfew. And now I will assist my good friend Crimson Tide...in his training.
You're going to train yourself?
No, no, no citizen War Machine! It's clear that the Tide is here and ready to help the Crimson One! Speaking of the greatest Xtreme Champion...the World has ever seen...have you seen him?
Yes! He is right here!
Crimson Tide is here? Hmmm...I never heard of the Crimson One hiding from anyone. Where is he...oh yes...that room over there. Let me go check to see if I can find the Xtreme Champion. Now...if he comes on back here. Make sure you tell him that I'm looking for him.
Ok, but I honestly don't know what the hell is going on.
Tide reaches his hand out and shakes War Machine's hand. He then gets into a stance and spins around. He rushes over to a door and walks inside the room. Noises are being heard as things crash all over the place. War Machine shakes his head as Mars walks on in with his Television Title.
[Mars]: Feel the sensATION when you see the foundATION!
Yo Mars how is life treating you?
Life is treating me like I'm the 100th customer at Dairy Queen. And to make things even sweeter. Is the fact that I am the Television Champion! It doesn't get better than this!
Suddenly Crimson Tide comes sumbling into the room. Obviously he found a way out of the other room and made his way back to this one. He is wearing face paint that is a little screwed up. And is no longer wearing the cape but a leather jacket. Unfortunately he forgot to take off the shirt with the 'T' on it. And he has to deal with it the rest of the promo.
[Crimson Tide]: Hello citiz--I mean Mars!
"Mars"....don't you just love the sound of that. I mean what better than Mars!?
I'll tell you what is not better than Mars. And that is 9LP! You know what though. I am better than 9LP. So that would mean I am better than Mars.
Nobody better than Mars!
How about...Ur...anus!?
You two are a bunch of goofballs. You both have important matches this week. And you stand here wasting away. Now you see after missing my training last week do to that goofball Austin. I won't miss my training this week. So have you guys seen Tide?
Did he have a mask on and a black cape?
Yes as a matter of fact he did.
Did he also wear a black t-shirt with the letter 'T' on it? Sorta like the one you're wearing?
Exactlly like the one I'm wear--I mean! What I mean is...ummmm...you see the Tide gave me this shirt. He gave it to me as a soveneir.
I bet he did.
Listen as the man with the Xtreme Title. And the man with the title of kicking 9LP's trash talking, nursery rhyming, midget ass! I must take a leave of absence to go to the ring. And speak to all of the people. Hopefully 9LP will get the message as well. That even though he has the flu he won't scare me!
9LP has the flu?
Yeah he's always talking about some sickness crap! He's either got the flu or a case of the herpes. I'd go with the ladder considering the beastly woman he is with. But I'm not worried about all the diseases and health problems he has. All I know is that he will be adding a few more health problems to that list after the Crimson One gets through with him. And they won't be health problems that are transmited through sex!
Well obviously...I mean I hope so!
Let me finish War Machine! You see I will make sure that 9LP remembers the night he faced the most feared man in the world. And I'm not talking about Ben Laden! So put that on your head and wear it!
Tide storms out of the room leaving War Machine and Mars seeming a bit confused.
What you thinking?
I'm thinking....nothing better than Mars!
The scene cuts directly inside the arena. At ringside is Paul Heyman and Michael Cole.
[Paul Heyman]: The Crimson One is coming out here Michael Cole. And I can smell the pride in the air.
[Michael Cole]: I think that's pop corn your smelling.
The lights then go off in the arena. And the fans rise to their feet and hold up their lighters. Tide's theme music begins to play.