Pope Steve's Unholy Hate Mail
My most unholy & disgusting hate mail
There a some people who are against The Babalus and Pope Steve(republicans and Deadsox fans). I get all kinds of jealous hate mail from lunatics all across our fine land. I will never bow to the pressure from these raving maniacs!!Here is a sampling of some of my most unholy hate mail
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"The hidden ponytail, the sparse curly chest hairs, the black socks with sneakers, the 1972 cut-offs - this can only be Brother - excuse me -BISHOP Randy.
Just so you know - Brother Randy was recently elevated to the level of a Bishop. I have it on insider knowledge that he was given this title as a bribe by Pope Steve to quiet a grass-roots campaign to replace Pope Steve as leader of the Babalu.
Steve's leadership has been called into question because of his lack of creativity, his inability to spell, and because he is no longer funny. Steve's excuse for his poor performance is that he has been "busy". Well, we need a leader who can give us a 100% effort in this upcoming critical season. We need someone who can come up with Yankee/Met tickets! We need someone who doesn't welsh on bets! We need someone who is going to devote his time to the Ravens Babalu where it is needed - not to the Yankee's babalu where it is immaterial.
Pope Steve has no clarity on where his allegiance lies. He is confused and losing his grip on reality, much like his friend and confidant Boris Yeltsin. He needs to step down and hand over the reins to a qualified and proven leader - someone who can lead the Babalu into the new milennium. Someone who can bring us back to the original ideals of the Babalu - good clean family fun at a Ravens game.
Steve's regime is getting too strong. He has been holding secret meetings in the very den of the New York Mets. He has decended into the hell of pornography to the point where nothing else occupies his mind. He is a fanatical raving maniac and needs to be stopped.
I implore you to forward this message to all members of the Babalu - Revolt!! - Stop the corrupt and incorrigible Pope Steve before he and his pony-tailed sidekick take over the world!
A Concerned Citizen"
