Allstate Jim's Yankee Victory Party!As a prelude to this year's victory parade, everyones favorite insurance man, "Allstate Jim" and his lovely girlfriend Teri(newest members of "The Golden Yankees), threw a gala victory party to honor The 2000 World Champions. Attending were the likes of...Your Holiness, Brother Frank, Brother George "The Hit Man", Brother Little Mike, Brother Tranniman and his traveling companion from down south, Limo Tim, and many others whose names I can't remember. A good time was had by all, even by The Tranniman who probably doesn't even remember being there after drinking a lot of Greek Whiskey. Brother Jim The Enforcer was not there. No one has seen him since game one of The World Series. Let us all pray that he is all right.
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Once again, The Yankees take the cake!
With each passing year and Yankee Championship, the world is quickly running out of candles. Allstate Jim did his part to insure this with this beautiful Yankee victory cake. Count the candles. There are twenty six of them. One for each "you know what"! |
We ate our enemies for lunch!
This is not Tyrell Davis’ mom shilling another can of Campbell’s Soup! It is none other than Brother George enjoying some of Allstate Jim’s world famous Yankee Stew. Each team The Yankees defeated was represented in this fine culinary treat. There were green peas and yellow corn to represent The Oakland A’s, some blue-green stuff (Allstate would not divulge what it was) to represent The Seattle Mariners, orange carrots to represent The Mets, and so on. In this photo you see Brother George ready to devour another piece of The New York Mets. Mmmmm Mmmmm Good! |
We ate our enemies for lunch!
What kind of Yankee Victory Party would be complete without a toast? Here you see Tranniman (barely standing, drinking the Greek Whiskey on the left) and Brother Frank enjoying a bit of Yankee wine. This is the last known photo of The Tranniman. He failed to make it to the parade on Monday. Was anyone surprized? |
