"You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When...."

• Your entire days worth of calories is from artificial sweetener, and flavored cream.
• Friends ask you to bring the up a coffee, but your arms are too full of your own.
• You think that coffee shops should be open 24 hours a day, no exceptions!
• You spend more on coffee, then on lunch and dinner.
• The words "coffee-breath" do not bother you.
• The cashier at "Starbucks" knows your name.
• Two cup holders, in a car with one driver, seem insufficient to you now.
• You blame your trembling hands on nerves.
• On your way into work, you spill your coffee, and tears come to your eyes.
• The price of gas, oil, cigarettes does not bother you, but you worry about the coffee bean crop in Columbia this year.
• Your coffee pot is never empty, and you often run to the grocery store for "Just some coffee and cream."
• You lick your coffeepot clean.
• Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
• The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
• If the price of a cup of coffee rose to five bucks, you would pay it.
• You get withdrawal headaches from caffeine, and call them migraines.
• The phrase "Two cups a day..." seems foreign to you.
• You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug.
• You let your kids have "Just one little sip."
• You let your kids have another "little sip."
• You let your kids have "One more little sip, and then that's it!"
• You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
• "Starbuck's" owns the mortgage on your home.
• You're so wired you pick up FM radio.
• Instant coffee takes too long.

Started on August 24th, 2002
BY,

Dakota

UPDATED ON 7/7/12
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