The White Ones Are Hot Lava Day











Ah, my most favorite of JELLO Brothers holidays. Pirated from an obscure reference from an episode of Rocko's Modern Life, this holiday mocks the decorative patterns in most government buildings, by demanding that we cease and desist from stepping onto the white tiles, as they are hot lava for the next 24 hours. Each JELLO Brother is provided with five lives, for those situations in which there is no choice but to step momentarily onto the hot lava. (Not) the Atomic Playboy and Aggroman tied with 3 lives left at the end of the school day, while Soda Wench lost 50 lives by the end of period 5.