Twister Appreciation Day
Ah, Twister Appreciation Day.
No, it is not a day to celebrate a movie about Helen Hunt.
No, it is not a holiday to celebrate a natural disaster that causes hundreds of dollars of damage a second.
This is a holiday to celebrate, possibly, the most marvelous game to ever be created: Twister!!
You see, like most great inventions, this game came straight from the mind of Benjamin Franklin (a lie), and was developed as a strategic weapon during the Civil War (another lie). It has been rumored that FDR often used Twister as a chiropractic medium (another lie).
Well, whatever the story behind it, Twister is a damned fun game, and more than worthy of a JELLO Brothers holiday.