The Ides of Smarch

Who else but the JELLO Brothers would dare to combine a Julius Caesar reference and a Simpsons reference, and call it a holiday. Nobody else, that's who!!
Beware the Ides of Smarch...

Lousy Smarch weather...

But how do we celebrate? By declaring cryptic messages of impending doom, that's how! Like "I will wear myself as a hat!!" or "Are you feeling brave? Brave enough to do battle with hideous monsters, hmmm?"