Stare At Women Day

I knew eventually there would be a day, with a holiday that I couldn't celebrate, without obliterating the tenuous moral fiber I tightrope-walk on everyday. This is one of those holidays. Stare at Women Day became a JELLO Brothers holiday through majority vote, and minority yelling. This is an example of the only true RULE the JELLO Brothers follow: You don't have to do or believe anything you don't want to. I don't believe in celebrating this holiday, and therefore I won't. But there's a lot of guys out there who celebrate this holiday every minute of their lives. And I pity them. The purpose of the day, and how to "celebrate" such a day is pretty self-explanatory, I would hope...