Skucci Snootchie Bootchies Day

Ah, Skucci snootchie bootchies day. In case you didn't know how to pronounce Skucci, it rhymes with snootchie and bootchies. Those two cryptic terms are pirated from one of Aggroman's favorite movies, Mallrats. Put them together, and you get two things:

1.) A great sounding obnoxious holiday title, and
2.) an excuse to hit Skucci upside the head with a red sock filled with cole slaw.

That's right. I said cole slaw.