Possible JELLO Brother nicknames

These names have either been pirated from a great many sources, or created (newly or previously) as possible names by other JELLO Brothers...

-Genocidal Sex Toy
-Covert Insertion
-Lime Jell-O Covered Cock Ass
-Mosquito Hunter
-The Unreliable Pollinator
-Paint-Peeling Puff of Flatulence
-Lassie, the Smartest Bat in the World
-Never Misses Afternoon Nap Man
-Capt. Lock
-Lord Voelker
-Ricky Martin Superstar
-Poochie the Dwarf
-Jynnan Tonnyx, The Universal Beverage
-The Three-Armed, Two-Headed Ex-President of the Galaxy
-Paranoid Android
-Kingdom of Protista
-Womanly Panther
-Teflon Salamander
-Touchy-Feely Unpublished Poet
-Greasy Choirboy
-Pocket-Sized Yo
-Flute-Toting Band Geek
-Vache Espanol (Translation: Spanish Cow)
-Budget Nudist
-The Visible Choirboy
-Radiophonic Oddity
-Temporary Spastic
-Wounded Baby Unicorn
-Skinny Sociopathic Janitor
-Big Smelly Mountain Man
-The Devil's Cabana Boy
-The Captain's Log
-Mouse Droppings
-Dr. Amazing
-The Golden Apple
-Princess Angelina Contessa Luisa Francesca Banana Fana Fo Fesca the Third
-Baron de St. Croix de Wassota
-Jack Frost
-Weenie Man
-Obi-Wan Kenoboski
-Hocus Pocus
-Jose Jalapeno on a Stick
-X—The Man With X-Ray Eyes
-Know-Nothing-Bozo
-Chef Boyardee
-Wessex-On-Cheese
-Judge Fredd
-Evil Minded Son of a Bitch
-Mr. Thumpy
-Achmed the Mad
-Achmed the I Just Get These Headaches
-"Bloody Stupid" Johnson
-Infernal Star Toad
-Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler
-Abraxas
-Ossory
-Terrible Man-Eating Sloth of Clup
-Adrian Turnipseed
-Crowdie the Strong
-The Chair of Indefinite Studies
-Damogran Frond Crested Eagle
-TKL
-Sleep N' Eat
-The Flaming Booty Moth
-17 Lb. Lemur
-Lob-Stor
-Takshaka Yellow
-Plantman
-Mandel Bullet (the Fractal Man)
-Frito Bandito
-Azaremoth, the Stench of Dog Breath
-the Lowly Scribe
-Testiclese, the Tragic Greek Hero
-Heywood J'Blowme
-Boonga the Demon Creature
-Federal Duck
-the Luggage
-Bjorn Stronginthearm
-the Scarlet Spider
-Hat, the Vulture-Headed God of Unexpected Guests
-the Four Horsemen of the Common Cold (Sniffles, Chesty, Nostril, and Lack of Tissues)
-The Amazing Rando
-Brother Watchtower of the Illuminated and Ancient Brethren of Ee
-the General Secretary & Chief Butt of the Guild of Fools & Joculators

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Special thanks for these names (and many actual JELLO Brothers names) go out to: Dave Barry, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Stan "The Man" Lee, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Kurt Vonnegut, Roger Corman, Chef Boyardee, Jeff Noon, the Simpsons, Jeff Dunham, GamePro Magazine, Margaret Atwood, any cookbook, Drakes Snack Food, the Seventies, Soul Coughing, George Lucas, the Star Wars Universe at large, Dragonstrike, Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast, Troma films, Penfield Beach, the country of Japan (for their fine Anime), Bugs Bunny, and to our own twisted fellow JELLO Brethren...