National Caning Day

National Caning Day is another dual holiday celebration.

On this day, we celebrate the right for people to be caned if it so pleases them. If you violate the law on this day, you are subject to punishment by caning, to be administered by the JELLO Brothers' private expert on the subject, the caner himself, Bob, Lord of the Pants.

Today also serves as a second honor to Bob, as it is also his birthday. Cane away, Bob, cane away.