Celebration of Maximum Occupancy

For any of you die-hard Simpsons fans out there, you should recognize the holiday we celebrate today. Today's holiday was completely and utterly plagiarized from the Simpsons, in the episode where Homer renounces his Christian religious heritage, and begins to honor in his own way. While at Moe's Tavern, he calls in to work, saying that he cannot work, as it is a religious holiday for him, the aforementioned Celebration of Maximum Occupancy.

But the references to this holiday ended there, and (Not) the Atomic Playboy and Aggroman, for two, were still curious, and then they realized that for this holiday to reach its true boundaries, they would have to aid it. So we JELLO Brothers celebrate the Celebration of Maximum Occupancy by maximumly occupying anything and everything around us, including, but exclusive to, tables, chairs, radiators, stairs, (Not) the Atomic Playboy, Jarrett's room, or my private parts.