Ladder Day
Ladder Day. Ladder Day is a day upon which we party hardy, and the last person still standing when the party is over becomes a Ladder Day Saint. See, don't you? Ladder Day Saint...
Anyhoo, if you can't get to a party, just grab a ladder, open 'er up, climb it, and make a general ruckus until someone notices. Personal note: I've noticed this often works better in a creative place, like the library, or Dairy Queen, or math class, or the State of California, Dan Comstock, your pineal gland, etc.