King of the Monsters Day

Ah, King of the Monsters Day. Yet another dual celebration holiday.

Today, we celebrate two titans in their respective industries. First, the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla. Survivor of 22 excellent films, and one piece of shit brought to you by Fox Entertainment, as well as two cartoons, a buttload of young adult novels, a monkeyload of comic books, and an assload of toys (for both his original films and the new crap-o-rama).

Our second titan is none other than yours truly, Aggroman. For you see, today is my birthday. Thank you, thank you, please hold your tomato-throwing til the end of the (*duck*) speech. (*slide to the left*) Anyways, (*duck again*) I just thought I'd let (*hit the florr and roll*) you know. (*slides smoothly off the stage*)...