An Essay Explaining the JELLO Brothers, to a non-member, by (Not) the Atomic Playboy

An Essay Explaining the JELLO Brothers, to a non-member
by (Not) the Atomic Playboy

Here's the scoop: when the JELLO Brothers
originally applied for an eGroups account,
for the JELLO Brothers Mailing List. Anyways,
Aggroman was having some difficulty comvincing
the brass at eGroups that we weren't a SPAM Group,
so (Not) the Atomic Playboy wrote this essay
to defend us. Enjoy!!!

Dear Sir:
My name is Dan Comstock, I'm one of the JELLO Brother Elders. Our scribe, Glenn [Aggroman] (Or as he may perfer to be called, the King of Suede) informs me that there is a question as to the genuinity of the JELLO Brothers. Allow me to assure you that we are not a spam-list, nor are we a profit based organization. In fact, we prefer to think of ourselves as more of a disorganization.

The JELLO Brothers was started over 500 years ago by a group of visionaries that pictured a colony on Mars. And that colony on Mars became the JELLO Brothers that we know and love today. We are around 115 [now 131] members strong, and growing. We're also America's only conspiracy dedicated to having fun JB style. JB style consists of celebrating fictional holidays. (This Wednesday, for example, is "Chivalry day". February first will be "Nuclear appreciation day". We've got dozens upon dozens of them)

In all reality, The JELLO Brothers are a group of high-school and college-age kids who like to call ourselves by our annointed names and use the secret JB handshake. We started as more of a parody of secret-clubs, and we've grown to become a not-so-secret club. JELLO is actually an acronym that stands for something in Latin that I'm sure is fairly humorous if I were to translate it.

But I won't.

In conclusion, the JELLO Brothers are a people of diversity.

No wait, that's not a good conclusion.

In conclusion, the JELLO Brothers that have been subscribed to the list are all voluntary members, friends of ours, and generally cool people who we wouldn't want to spam anyway. I'm sure you can ask quite a few of them if they've heard of the JELLO brothers, they'll probably assure you in a more cogent manner than I just have.

Oh, and if you mail Glenn again, I'm sure he can give you the URL of our web page, which should alleviate any further worries that we're trying to make money through egroups. If you have any further questions, please feel free to mail me. I'd be happy to help in any way possible.

Dan Comstock [(Not) the Atomic Playboy]
[Father Wise the Dan]
JELLO Brother Elder
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