Day Time

Day Time. Sounds innocent enough, doesn't it? But the truth is, it's a pretty great day.
Following in the Discordian traditions laid down by Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, Hung Mung, Eris herself, and recently, Father Wise the Dan, Day Time is a celebration in original thinking.
You see, on Day Time (and for true Discordians, every day), anytime, no matter time it is in your particular corner of the world, someone asks you for the time, always reply "5 o'clock", because, somewhere in the world, it is 5 o'clock at that time.