Corpulence is Bad Day

Today is a dual celebration. It is a celebration of health, and a warning to those who engage in excessive excesses. We JELLO Brothers all engage in excesses, but excessing in excess can be dangerous, and that's what this holiday is all about...

Plus, it's the birthday of the Big Giant Homicidal Radioactive Meat-Eating Box Turtle of Death. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG GIANT HOMICIDAL RADIOACTIVE MEAT-EATING BOX TURTLE OF DEATH!!