Condoms Galore Day

Condoms Galore Day is just a silly cover story for the real event. And the real event is...(drumroll)

a birthday celebration for Mike, The Quiet One!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, etc.