STRESSED OUT??

S tress

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Here are a few ways to deal with life's stress.

Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa...

Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on...

When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans...

Forget the Diet Center and send youself a candygram...

Make a list of things to do that you've already done...

Dance naked in front of your pets...

Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to pre-school as if nothing was wrong...

Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman Numerals...

Tattoo "Out To Lunch" on your forehead...

Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives...

Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day...

Pay your electric bill in pennies..

Drive to work in reverse...

Refresh yourself: Put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail...

Polish your car with ear wax..

Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages...

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you...

Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room..

Braid the hairs in each nostril...

Write a short story, using alphabet soup...

Lie on your back eating celery,using your navel as a salt dipper...

Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

Make up a language and ask people for directions.

shopping?

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UPDATED ON 10/31/08
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