NOTICE: Though this is a parady of the Backstreet Boys, it does not mean I do not destest every aspect of them. I just heard the song, and it just clicked.
People I don't want to sue me for writing this song:
Backstreet Boys
The Wachowski Brothers
See? I've acknolaged you, so you can't sue me!
"The One"
I am the One.
I guess I was lost when I met him
He had dark shades over his eyes.
He said that my life had always been
No more then deception and lies.
He said he could set me free
From the facade that surrounded me.
And in his hands he had two pills
And said “Would you like to kill?
Because you are the One. (You are the One)
Who will destroy what those machines have done.
You’ll be the might (you’ll be the might)
And you’ll freeze in midair with a gun.
You’ll be the One
To help save humans from their plight.”
So I took the pill
And then some goo forced itself down my windpipe.
There I was, feeling digested.
When by a big claw I was arrested.
Morphius said that the world was destroyed.
I told him I was annoyed.
“This isn’t fun. (This isn’t fun)
What the hell happened to everyone?
Where is the light? (Where is the light?)
What do you mean ‘We blew up the sun’?
What have you done
To the world
Where I hacked with such great delight?”
Another cat...Dejà vu!
Morphius will know what to do.
But he’s being shown what pain means
Because Agent Smith needs his keys
I’m not the one
The Oracle’s right
So I’ll take a run
To make it all right
I’m not the one.
I’d better fight
To fix what I’ve done
I’ll shoot everyone (shoot everyone)
Because Tank loaded us up with guns.
Someone will die (someone will die)
Because the Oracle said I’d break that jug.
And I’ll be that one.
I’m all alone.
I’ve got to fight.
Then I’ll find a phone,
And I’ll make it all right.
Is that a gun?
Out like a light
But I’m not quite done.
Now I see the light.
I am the one
To jump through you
Your future doesn’t look too bright.
Because I am the one!
What's so good about "The Matrix", anyway?
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