holler at your boy... he is gangster

well let me first off introduce myself. My name is chris... not clark, not uncle rico, not hitler... and no im not a child molester. Just chris. People are wondering why am I doing such a thing to myself by lowering my standards and creating such an awkward image from what i had use to be. I dont know really, I suppose because it is really funny if you havent found that out for yourself. I have allready attended parties where the people I go with they think im the "dad" and i end up hanging out with the adults. I guess im testing out my acting skills, and thus far, must be very good at it. Take a look around, it just might be worth your time.

The Pool Shark

This was actually the first picture taken of me in my full uniform. Thats a genuine gucci collard shirt with the classic Aviator sunglasses and im about to kick it in a game of pool. (Also voted best picture) Go ahead, set it as your wallpaper

Mirror Shot

This picture just looks funny, but what makes it even better, is that the comb over in this one is pretty natural. Thats right, it didnt take a comb to get it to its perfection... a simple hat did the job. If you're confused, dont be, its not that complicated.

Special Occasions

Getting the christmas shopping done for the upcoming holidays is tough. I'm having a hard time wondering what color the coffee mugs are going to be inside this package. No one seemed to be able to answer my puzzled heart.