Inspired by some of our lesser
rivals we here at the fanzine have constructed a page
dedicated to proving that Cheltenham is better than the
four main surrounding teams/places (Gloucester, Hereford,
Oxford, Swindon). If you have any points to add to these
lists then please mail me. If you would like to know some of the
reasons why we dislike these teams then please visit the rivals page of this site.
- Gloucester folk make Malcolm Shotton sound
- Gloucester City play in the Doc
Martens Premier were in Nationwide
- Gloucester is in a state of economical
- It has no nightlife!
- It has sh*t shopping!
- They all follow rugby!
- Cheltenham is bigger and
has a larger population!
- Sunkmeadow is where we send our rejects
(Ryan Gannaway, ha, ha, ha)!
- There going bust, after an incompetent
chairman spent far to much trying to stop us
- The College of Higher Education is in
Cheltenham proving that we are intelluctually
- Its in Wales (Enough
- The local custom is to shag sheep!
- Its a third of the size
- Its in the middle of nowhere!
- We steel all their good players for low
prices (Walker, Grayson etc.)!
- Graham Turner is an incompetent w*nk*r!
- Edgar Street is full of rust!
- Their going bust! (See
- They needed one of our ex-players
to knock Newcastle out of the cup (Ronnie Radford)!
- They have a pet bull that
sh*ts on the pitch for goodluck before each game!
- Its full of roundabouts,
that keep the locals bemused for years!
- SC rejected their
- Jimmy Quinn is incompetent!
- They have the worst ever
record in the Premiership!
- They were managed by Glenn Hoddle!
- Their £5 million in debt!
(See 3 & 7.)
- One of their chairman is a Jockey!
- There star player is called Iffy!
- They spend £500k on a
player then sell him for £20k! (See 3.)
- There going bust! (See 6, 7, & 9.)
- Its full of antique shops!
- There ground is only half built!
- Malcolm Shotton sounds like a retard!
- Malcolm Shotton is a retard!
- They failed to nick SC
and landed up with a retard (See 4.)
- Its the gay capital of
- Its much more expensive
to live than anywhere else in the region
- There £13 million in debt!
- There going bust! (See
- Whaddon Road has more seats
than the Manor!
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