Bif wants you! Welcome to my girl/boyfriend application. Fill out the form, and you just might be the next lucky girl/guy to be the center of my universe! Or not. Well, maybe. No..probably not. It's all in good fun. Be honest. Honesty is good! I'm interested in the real you, whoever you are. Good luck! Buahaha.
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Location:
Race: Other:
Height:
Weight:
Eye Color:
Hair Color:
Marital Status:
Sexuality:
Education:
Thick girls are sexy:
fuck ya
fuck no
depends
personality is more important
Piercings?: Yes No
How many?
What's pierced?
Tattoos?: Yes No
How many & where?
What of?
Do you have a job?: Yes No
Do you have your own car?: Yes No
Do you have any children?: Yes No
Do you want children?: Yes No
Do you do drugs?:
Drug of choice:
Do you drink?:
Alcoholic beverage of choice:
Do you smoke?:
Number of previous sexual partners:
Number of previous long-term relationships:
Have you tested positive for an STD? Yes No
Do you have any interesting kinks/fetishes?Yes No
If yes, do tell:

Do you believe in sex without love?Yes No
Do you believe in sex before marriage?Yes No
Do you consider yourself a romantic?Yes No
Which do you prefer?
making out
cuddling
Which do you prefer?
your partner to put an effort into their appearance and look their best for you when you're together
your partner to be comfortable enough with you to hang out in their lounge wear
What do you enjoy most about having a girl/boyfriend?

When considering a possible mate, what is more important?
Describe the perfect date:

Do you enjoy stand-up comedy?
Favourite comic:
Have you seen Mad Max? Yes No
Wasn't it the fucking bomb?
fuck ya
wtf are you talking about?
Hobbies:

Favourite book:
I mean, you read, right?Yes No sometimes
Favourite movie:
Favourite scent:
Favourite food:
Favourite bands:

WORD ASSOCIATION
green:
silence:
soft:
metal:
warmth:
blood:
tummy:
What is your favourite colour?:
Give 3 words that describe that colour:

What is your favourite animal?:
Give 3 words that describe that animal:

What do you like about your personality?

What is your best quality?

What do you like about your looks?

If you know me, what do you like about me?

Email address:
Site URL:
Anything else I should know about you?