Evil Plan

Evil Plan

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?

Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the White House. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.