I just got an email telling me that biggergenitals@bigpenis.com telling me that my penis isn't a sufficiant size, and that i should enlarge if 3-7 inches. funny, i always thought my penis was up to par. :rollseyes:
I also got an email reminding me that my birthday is in 14 days, then it gave me a list of AOL shopping centers that i might find "a perfect gift for the birthday of that perfect person celebrating their birthday." That's right, i think i'll send myself a 40 dollar bundle of roses, with a birthday balloon attached. or perhaps i'll get myself a diamond ring, with a special inscription that reads "happy 18th birthday, jessica! with love, jessica". or not. who does these things? you'd think if they're trying to be all sincere and smart and technical about advertising their products, they'd pay a little more attention to, hey, we're sending this to remind someone of their own birthday, lets not include gift ideas. geniuses, i swear.
why do people bring things into discussion, say things really important, mention things that will lead to a serious discussion... when they sign off? are they afraid to talk? afraid of the conversation? afraid that what they said isn't true? who knows.
i hope the new korn cd doesn't sound like "did my time". that song can lick my poop.
everything needs to die.