*valentines day is the lemon juice in the wounds of the lonely*<P>
i think it's about time <Br>
cupid shoved that arrow<Br>

up where the sun doesn't shine..<Br>

and maybe he'll see<Br>

how much crap this day is.<Br>

i think it's about time<Br>

someone said "screw saint valentine!",<Br>

and set fire to the hallmark factory. <Br>

candy rots your teeth,<Br>
chocolate makes you fat...<Br>
toys get stepped on and broken.<Br>
they're all handed over and admired<Br>
but it never lasts no longer than<Br>
one single moment.<Br>
inflated balloons expressing<Br>
"deep" emotions flying in the air.<Br>
well heres the truth and im sorry it hurts<Br>
but balloons deflate and balloons pop...<Br>
do everyone a favor and deflate your face<Br>
before you try to make some cheap chick happy...<Br>
because you know in the end you'll pop her heart.<Br>
so why not make a valentine impression<Br>
that's sure to last,<Br>
and shove this whole day<Br>
up your ass.<Br>