My Favorite Reasons To Hate Retards
Carmen: Why are disabled people so funny?
Alex: Because they're different.
Carmen: Exactly.
Carmen: Let's chat with our first visitor. Let's see here [looks down at visitor's resume], our first guest has the occupation of a super hero.
[A man is wheeled in propped up in his wheelchair. He has no arms or legs.]
Carmen: What techniques do you use in rescuing the victims of today's needy world?
Torso Man: I use my super torso powers, of course!
[I've got nothing.]
Stupid retard.
