Do you like things that will destroy, things that will knock your socks off? Well then our products for you! Hi, my names Matt "The Tank" Johnson, and I'm here along with my partners Ian "Lil' Joker" Stevens and Tony "The T-Bone" Hammel introducing our new product the FIFTH BARRELED POTATO LAUNCHERâ. This new and innovative potato launcher has five barrels, and is powered by propane! We guarantee this thing will launch at least 150 yards or your money back. Some of you may be thinking "Its just another potato launcher." but you don't know the half of it.
FLAMING POTATO'S® is also part of our new line of products. Tony "The T-Bone" Hammel is one the our three mad scientist who put there brains together to create the most twisted psychotic products ever invented by man kind. FLAMING POTATO'S® are pretty much your average ordinary potato, until you light them on fire! Yes, you heard me, light them on fire. You see FLAMING POTATO'S® really are you average ordinary potato with one exception there doused in a highly flammable liquid. Soaked until all you need to do is hold a lighter by them and they burst into flames. Pretty cool, huh.
With our genius minds we have now found a way to put these two products together to make one big super-product, the FLAMING FIFTH BARRELED POTATO LAUNCHER®. This is not a dream you really are awake. On top of having five barrels, and being powered by propane, this thing also shoots FLAMING POTATO'S®! (Courtesy of Tony "The T-Bone" Hammel) Yes you heard me this amazing contraption actually shoots flaming potatoes FLAMING POTATO'S®. Imagine a flaming potato being launched over 150 yards. With five barrels, imagine rapid shooting five of these flaming potatoes through the air! WOW! It's an amazing sight isn't it folks.
You yourself can find THE FIFTH BARREL POTATO LAUNCHER®, along with you very own bag of FLAMING POTATO'S® being packaged in a wooden casket with our company name YOU GROW EM' WE THROUGH EM' spray painted across the side, and "DANGER DO NOT OPEN" in red on the top.
So, you want some research, huh. Well YOU GROW EM' WE THROUGH EM' INC. has just completed a massive survey on how many people would actually buy these weird and wacked out products. The results were outstanding. More than 2/3rds of the people we asked said they would buy these products.
This product will cost an estimated 30 dollars to build. That's really not that much if you throw into the consideration of the amount of materials it actually takes the build the actual launcher itself. You need to buy the gas hoses, shut off valves, the propane, metal piping, igniters, and all of the need accessories to make this product a success, plus the gasoline and the potatoes used to make FLAMING POTATO'S®. We are lucky enough to have many connections and get many of the parts we need for free. (Courtesy of our own hook ups)
So now you have two products that will go hand in hand. What more could you want. You can't buy one without buying the other. We have a low cost and many many takers on the products. So if you interested in THE FIFTH BARRELED POTATO LAUNCHER® or FLAMING POTATO'S give us a call at 1-800-THISTHINGSAMAZING or you can email us a potatosinc@beetft.com.
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