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(Torch/Lighterz and Other Novelty Itemz)
EVERY PRICE HAS BEEN LOWERED THAN THE ORIGINAL WHOLESALE PRICE!!
Click here to e-mail us your orderz!
*Lighterz/Torchz*
Alien
Torch $5.75
NOW: $4.75
Angle
Torch $5.90
NOW: $4.75
*Sliding
Card Torch $7.65
NOW: $6.00
Cigarette case w/ built-in lighter $9.00
NOW: $7.00
*Dual
Flame Pen lighter $8.75
NOW: $7.00
*Middle
Finger Torch $ 8.25
NOW: $7.25
Fire
Extinguisher $5.90
NOW: $4.75
Trash Talking Cell Phone $6.95
(also have regular cell that ringz- both same price)
NOW: $5.80
Grenade
Torch $8.95
NOW: $7.00
Hammer
Lighter $5.85
(buy 36+ and receive free tool box display case)
NOW: $4.50
Revolver
Gun w/ built-in lazer pointer $9.95
NOW: $7.75
9mm
Pistol Torch $ 9.95
**WARNING** This Torch Gun is nearly identical to a small .22 Calibur pistol. We will not be responsible for any damages or liabilities resulting in the misuse of this torch.
NOW: $7.50
Match
Stick lighter $4.65
NOW: $3.00
Electric
Razor Styled Torch $7.90
NOW: $6.00
Scuba Torch $5.90
NOW: $4.75
Micro
Cassette Tape lighter $5.95
NOW: $4.75
*Ballpoint
Pen Torch $8.95
NOW: $6.25
Vibrating
Skull Torch $5.95
NOW: $4.75
*Digital
Watch and Cig. lighter Combo $8.90
NOW: $6.50
*Cigarette
Lighter $5.75
NOW: $4.75
Flip Cell lighter w/ digital clock $6.95
NOW: $5.75
Butane
Refillz $2.10
NOW: $1.85
ShOcK
lighter $6.95
NOW: $5.75
(not a real lighter!)
(Not to be used by children, the elderly or anyone with a pacemaker or similar device!)
*Other Novelty Itemz*
* Trash Talking Dollz
**NOTE**
(Closeout! Will not be re-stocking so get 'em while they last!)
18 and over only!
Chan Lee
Phrase 1
Ahhh...you bang my head? I bang your wife! Ha ha ha!
Phrase 2
Oh don't worry, peanut oil let me slide in very easy.
Phrase 3
Confuscious say: Time for you to bend over!
Phrase 4
You want to pet my panda Ling Ling...? Who live in my pants?!
Phrase 5
Ohhhhhh...me stay hard long time.Ho ho ho!
Pimp Doll
Phrase 1
Hey sugar, bring your fine, FAT, forty million dollar ass over here!
Phrase 2
You better make some money, bitch.
Phrase 3
You best git up outta' ma' face, fool!
Phrase 4
Shaddup! Before I pimp slap your behind.
Phrase 5
Ooww!!! You got some nice ass titties, bitch!
Patel Doll
Phrase 1
What are you doing, you dirty piece of fecal matter?
Phrase 2
Don't talk like that in front of my back.
Phrase 3
Hamburger. Everything on it please, but no beef.
Phrase 4
In my country - we would've already killed you already.
Phrase 5
I am needing to want sex with you now.
Snobby Sally
Phrase 1
I don't care if it is circumcised. It's not coming near my mouth.
Phrase 2
Get it in! Get it out! Get off of me!
Phrase 3
You want me to lick what?!!
Phrase 4
Bend over?!! What- am I a sheep?
Phrase 5
Don't point that thing near my hair- I just had it done!
Cousin Bubba
Phrase 1
Meet my sister,uh...I mean my wife!
Phrase 2
Bring me that beer, bitch!
Phrase 3
Isn't your cousin a nice piece of ass?
Phrase 4
You got pretty lips... mister!
Phrase 5
Move your fat ass! You're blockin' NASCAR!
$14.70 ea.
NOW: $ 13.75 ea.
* Fake Motion-Detected Security Camera
Motion sensored fake security camera- Moves when someone walks by! The camera sweeps back and forth in surveillance motion and the red light blinks as if it were recording! GREAT FOR HOME/BUSINESS/ETC.
$
12.99 ea.
NOW: $ 9.99 ea.
**NOTE**
~ Colors may vary depending on what we have in stock.
~ When e-mailing orderz, for subject please write: lighters. Also, please include quantity, price of each item, your zip-code, and we will e-mail you back the grand total with your shipping rate included.
(Shipping based on weight and location)
~ Items that have this symbol next to them (*) are our best sellerz.
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-WiCkEd NoVeLtIeZ-
