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Top Ten Reasons to hate Avril Lavigne

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The following is a list of 10 reasons why one would despise Avril Lavigne.

10. Capris
Avril Lavigne wears carpis all year 'round! I swear it could be a blizard, and she'd be wearing capris! You'd think will all the money she has made she could afford pants. Speaking of her fashion she wears a tie with collar-less shirt, it's insane, but not in a good way.

9. Popularized Mainstream.
Because of her and many others non-mainstream has become mainstream! Seriously, the other day I saw an anarchy shirt in a mainstream clothing store.

8. I'm with you.
Way to tell girl's with fragile young minds to go home with some guy because he seems nice, and you're cold.

Isn't anyone trying to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I, I'm with you I'm with you

7. PunK?
Yah it's great, she thinks she's wait, make that skater punk....even though she can't skateboard very well, nor is she even close to being truly PunK "Oh if I wear combat pants and a Home Hardware shirt, I gotta be punk. And if anyone has any doubts I can wear sweat bands." O_o that wasn't actually quoted by her.

6. One Hit Wonder
She isn't one persay, but she's what they're all about.

5. Fakitity
She says shes real. She says she doesn't like fake people, hell she even had a song about it, complicated, where she single handedly did three consecutive flips, and got a basketball in the net. Curious, no?

4. Annoying
Well she isn't annoying so much as guys who think she's hot, and a good musician. Because she isn't and she isn't.

3. Gives me lesbionic dreams.
Ok, that isn't true, but I'm running out of things to type so....yah ^-^. Whoever thought it would be hard coming up with 10 reasons to hate Avril Lavigne

2. Corporate Puppet
Avril is not herself, but what a team of people behind Avril want her to be, so that everybody loves her and goes out and pours money in to Avril Lavigne Inc. I'm not fooling for that one.

1. Her Rendition of Chop Suey
So anyways, she covered chop suey. If you havn't heard it download it, and then laugh until you realise she was singing this seriously. Link to download this horrible, horrible version of this song coming soon

Submitted by Kokie on February 10th, 2004

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