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Crazy Christmas Gift Ideas for the week of 12/14/03

• talk up your Christmas gifts all season, tell everyone how hard you have been working, and how AWESOME your presents are...then on Christmas morning have everyone wake up to absolutley no presents and a lecture from you about how the children in Africa don't get any Christmas presents
• edible undies
• if you are a cheap bastard you could make a "coupon book" that includes coupons like "free back massage" and "i promise to do my chore," but then again that's only if you're a cheap bastard
• a keg with a ribbon on top
• revive the ole' "i made you an ashtray that really looks like a mutilated human heart for you, even though you don't smoke and your dad died of lung cancer" gift, like you did in kindergarten

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