My Star Trek Novel Fivers

This is actually as much for my reference as it is for anyone else's. Asterisked novels are ones that I apparently don't own anymore (for better or worse). They may still get blurbs.

If you want to encourage me to hurry up with a novel that appears on this list (or even suggest one that doesn't appear), please do contact me at the forums or via e-mail to say so. Can't promise what you want will get done quickly (or at all -- I don't have a few of these anymore), but it helps to know people are interested in this!

As always, Star Trek and its novels are copyright Paramount Pictures, Bantam Books, etc., and I don't mean to infringe on any such copyright. This is just for fun and parody. And the "Five-Minute ___" concept and format are borrowed with permission from Zeke at 5M.net.

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The Original Series

Pawns and Symbols by Majliss Larson	Bored with beating Koloth all the time, Kirk accepts an old foe’s challenge for a rematch. Kang loses, just because.
First Frontier by Diane Carey	Some Klingons try to answer the age-old question, “Are you a man or a rat?” Bannon learns that dinosaurs and bad cameos don’t mix.
Rules of Engagement (barely begun)
Renegade
Across the Universe
The Disinherited
The Vulcan Academy Murders
The Great Starship Race
The Tears of the Singers
The Rift
The Starship Trap
Dreams of the Raven
Chain of Attack
The Final Nexus
Best Destiny
How Much For Just The Planet?	(This is just here for completeness. I can't conceive of doing a parody of it.)
Planet of Judgment
The Three-Minute Universe
Black Fire
The Kobayashi Maru
Death Count
Uhura's Song
The Wounded Sky
Ishmael
A Flag Full of Stars
Traitor Winds
Bloodthirst
Shell Game
My Enemy, My Ally
Strangers From The Sky
The Joy Machine
Spock's World
The Ashes of Eden
The Final Reflection
Sarek
* Sanctuary

The Next Generation

War Drums by John Vornholt	This Sunday, it’s Humans vs. Klingons in a titanic symbolic struggle between Racism and The Noble Savage! Everyone does the wave.
Gulliver's Fugitives by Keith Sharee	The crew puts on a performance of “Turkey in the Straw”. The Alan Parsons Project files a protest.
Here There Be Dragons by John Peel	Ro goes Captain’s bride on Picard, who is disappointed to discover that the “t” in “tachyon” does not stand for “tea”. LaForge learns the hard way that one should never go in against technobabble when death is on the line.
Q-Squared by Peter David	An omnipotent ‘shipper, furious because his beloved W/T is the only ‘ship not treated favorably in the entire book, decides to destroy the entire multiverse in retaliation. Kinda puts C/7 in perspective, doesn’t it?
The Devil's Heart by Carmen Carter	It keeps going on. So does Celine Dion’s heart. Coincidence?
Dark Mirror by Diane Duane	The ship gets a new Wii, just in time for the electricity to be shut off. Does it work anyway? Oui, oui.
Boogeymen
Vendetta
Spartacus
Into the Nebula
Imzadi
Debtors' Planet
Infiltrator (barely begun)
* Requiem
* Metamorphosis
* Spartacus

Deep Space Nine

Antimatter by John Vornholt	Ants do matter.
Warped (barely begun)
Warchild
Bloodletter
Devil in the Sky
Station Rage
The Laertian Gamble
The Big Game
The Long Night
Objective: Bajor
The Tempest
Betrayal
The Heart of the Warrior
The 34th Rule

Voyager

Incident at Arbuk by John Gregory Betancourt	Janeway finally promotes Harry, just to shut Sozoas up. Chakotay appears on “Fear Factor”. The crew must survive an identity crisis to learn the answer to the age-old question, “Who would win in a debate between Evil Tuvok and a Sperian?”
Cybersong (barely begun)
Ragnarok
The Escape
The Murdered Sun
Pathways

Miscellaneous

New Frontier 1-5 by Peter David	A new crew investigates a bizarre new part of the galaxy, where the hydrogen has been replaced by soap. The bubbles obscure any storyline, but at least the plot that does exist is squeaky-clean.
Federation
I.K.S. Gorkon 1 & 2
Splinter of the Mind's Eye