Loki
Representin...
...The Hatchet!!
Da Juggalo
Scene~As a house show comes back from a few commercial breaks the cameras focus back to a dark arena. Red Pyro shoots out from the floor, and the red and black lights start going, as All the Way from ICP{ starts up meaning one thing................LOKIS BACK. Yup thats right. Loki comes out of the back. He is wearing a black pyshopathic rydas jersey, and black baggy shorts. He jumps around like crazy laughing and then stops suddenly and points to the curtain and out comes Lexi squirting silly string at everyone. She has on some Black leather pants and a white mesh tank top with a black leather bra on underneath. They two make their way down the ramp spraying the crowd, who is going completely crazy for the two. They get to the ring and slide in. Loki starts spinning around in a circle with his arms out like a airplane. Lexi stands laughing, as he stops he holds his head from getting too dizzy, as he is handed a microphone. He waits a few seconds before putting it to his mouth and speaking.

Loki: hehehheheheh WEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEE BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!! Did ya'll miss us. (crowd cheers) AHHHH of course you did. So we have been a little absent the past couple of weeks. A lot of stuff has gone down ya know. I mean with Bones and Lil Poot losing their titles and Poot breaking his arm, and Bones......well...... Bones is....hes not hurt but hes taking some time off probably to sit on his ass and eat some more. hehehehe nah hes working on some other stuff he wanted to do, Like his comic book, and probably seeing how many burgers he can stuff down his throat in a hour. But now as for us, we needed a little break, cuz wrestling here as long as we have and getting the matches we have and everything it kinda burns ya out, Lexi has been dealing with a knee injury that she just couldnt keep wrestling on without any rest for it, and me well Ive fallen on my head a little too much lately and needed to rest,SOOOOOOOOOO that left with needing some unplanned time off, yes that meant Lexi had to lose her belt, and me well I really didnt have much to lose. BUT I do have a settle to score see before we left it seemed a old friend of mine decided to try to get a cheap shot with me. Well it didnt happen the way you planned it to did it, I mean you thought you were gonna be able to run on out there and the 3 of you were going to try to get hte best of me, but who ended up getting laid out by a chair. THATS right your two whores. See Ive been thrown around here WAYYY too long to be getting thrown around by you, a guy that was once my friend. So ya see D, next time you wanna try to get the best of me, at least have the common decency to MAKE IT A MATCH. Im through running around with you playing these little games having your two sluts getting involved in everyones biz. Now I know you guys had some time off and im not sure when exactly your gonna get back, but when ya do, I think I got a little plan concocting in my brain, now we can either meet up in this ring one on one, or two on two, or three on two or two on one, WHATEVER you want. I dont care.

Lexi: Yup so whatever you whore and pimp want. If you want the two sluts vs me in the ring, or all of us just let us know. Ya know it was kinda better losing my belt because now i can focus on my main problem which is you two. See when i had that belt I had to deal with everything being the womens champ, and not that I couldnt handle it, but I couldnt handle what I wanted to when i wanted to. I wanted your guys ass in the ring for quite sometime, but of course had to deal with the other people that were going after my title. But now I dont have my title and nothings holding me back from knocking your two bleach blonde heads together. But dont think that means Im done with the womens belt. Ill go back after that after im done finishing the score with Bambi and Candy.(the fans cheer) I know you all want me back as your womens champ, and not some 12 year old looking dyke.(crowd cheers and chants Dyke) hehehe,no no no you gotta chant that when she comes out here not now.

Loki: Alright D well we will be waiting for your response so ya know take your time make sure this is really what you want to do, go against someone thats been down with you since day one or some bitches that go down on you til 9 til 1. Its your choice, better make it a good one.

With that Loki and Lexi make their way out of the ring, and up the ramp.

:*End of Roleplay*::.
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