This is the "KEEP IT GANGSTA" female guide to BOOTY CALLS...
RULES
1. WHEN ITS TIME TO LEAVE, LET YOURSELF OUT.Stop always looking to us to walk you to that door so you can cop that last feel. I`m tired. Be out!!
2. "IT" DOESN`T HAPPEN TO EVERYONE,EVERYTIME. And if "it" happens to you TOO often, you need not be a booty call.
3. I`M NOT INTERESTED IN WHAT YOUR BOY "HAD TOLD YOU HE DID WITH THIS CHICK". It`s always a stupid attempt to see if I`d be down with some freaky game-it will just piss me off.
4. PLEASE KEEP YOUR CLOTHES IN ONE HEAP ON THE FLOOR THAT US READILY ACCESSIBLE WHEN WE ARE THROUGH. I`m not trying to stumble in the dark over your timbs,2-way,cell,second cell for extra stuff your into,du-rag,baggy jeans,basketball shorts(for those suprise games that come out of nowhere) and wallet.
5. WHEN YOU COME TO MY HOUSE, AND ITS OVER, AND WERE BOTH GETTING DRESSED,DO NOT ASK ME WHERE IM GOING! I`m going to mind my business. It`s not my fault you didn`t put me to sleep.
6. IF YOU KEEP GOING SOFT WHEN WE TRY TO PUT THE CONDOM ON,JUST GO. No,I don`t want to cuddle.
7. IF YOU DON`T GO DOWN DON`T COME OVER! Stay Home!!
8. EAT BEFORE YOU GETTO THE CRIB. Im not that domestic.
9. DO NOT TELL YOUR BOYS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. It may feel cute in the moment,but you`ll on;y be losing your booty call in the end.
10. BE ON CALL. Treat it like an emergency pager. When you get that beep, you must stop everything you are doing and...
11. CHECK WITH YOUR ANSWERING SERVICE FOR YOUR NEXT STEPS.
12. ONCE IN A WHILE GET CREATIVE. I MEAN, SHIT,COME IN THE HOUSE AND RIP OFF MY CLOTHES OR SOMETHING...HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I GONE TO SEE YOU IN A TRENCH AND STILETTOS?
13. NO EMOTIONAL DISCUSSIONS. You do it,too. ( "I thought you said you weren`t seeing anyone?" "Who`s on the phone?" "Why does your pager keep going off?")Blah Blah Blah Shut up already..
14. IF YOU DON`T "GET THERE" THATS OK. Its all about who : ME!
16. IF ANYONE ASKS WHO YOU ARE, YOUR MY BOY FROM BACK IN THE DAY. Shut up. And if you turn out to be wack, most likely my girls know. Maybe you should get your weight up.
17. IF YOUR GOOD, THEN THEY DEFINATLY KNOW. We probably speak about it at least two times a week and in full detail.
18. IF I DON`T CALL YOU AGAIN IT`S CAUSE U CAN`T LAY THE PIPE AND I DON`T WANT TO BE REMINDED OF THAT WASTED NIGHT.
19. IF YOUR SMALL, YOU KNOW YOUR SMALL. This is not your first time and the look I have on my face is not new to you. Don`t talk to me. You will get your feelings hurt.
