Quotes
Seduce my mind and you can have my body,
Find my soul and I'm yours forever.
The most precious possession that ever comes
To a man in this world
Is a woman's heart,
No man is living... to whom I dare fully unlock my heart.
It is better to be hated for what you are
Than to be loved for what you are not
Somewhere, there is someone who dreams of your smile,
And finds in your presence that life is worthwhile.
So when you are lonely, remember it's true,
That somebody, somewhere, is thinking of you.
Hearts will never be practical
until they can be made unbreakable.
When a young man complains that a young woman has no heart, its a pretty sure sign that she has his.
Too many people love me, to allow any one to possess me.
A friend is one you can call when you in jail, but a TRUE FRIEND is in the cell next to you.
Don't be afraid to be on your own. You do not need a man to make you happy. Be comfortable with yourself and true love will find you.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Men have always detested women’s gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.
When another girl steals your guy, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
If you're not into oral sex, keep you damn mouth shut.
If you don't enjoy masturbation, you only have yourself to blame.
Why do so many women fake orgasm??
Because so many men fake foreplay.
The worst thing a guy can do is make a girl fall for him, with no intentions of catching her.
East to the sea, west to the land, death to the bitch, that touches my man.
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends, cuz I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
Just the thought of being with you tomorrow is enough to get me through today.(This ones for you Dreg)
Tis better to have loved and lost than to live with that bitch/bastard for the rest of your life.
My feelings for you no words can tell. Except for maybe Go To Hell.
I thought I could love no other. Until that is, I met your brother.
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
No matter how good he looks some other woman is sick and tired of putting up with his shit.
Friend: one who knows all about you and loves you just the same.
There are only two people in the world who can tell you the truth about yourself--a friend who loves you dearly or an enemy who has lost his temper.
HERE ARE SOME FUNNY DEFINITIONS FOR WORDS WE ALL USE AND HELL SOME OF THEM SEEM PRETTY TRUE IF YA ASK ME
ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ..... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING..... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
BIRTH CONTROL..... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.
EASY..... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT..... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND..... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
NYMPHOMANIAC..... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
SOBER..... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
