Awesome nickname thingers!

these r sum pimpin sayins n rhymes n wut not, dont diss em man!

i dont need to point out my best qualities...they stick out on their own
a dream is a wish made when you are fast asleep
a stranger stabs you in the frong. a boy friend stabs you in the heart. a friends stabs you in the back, but best friends dont carry knives
if you treat a girl like a dog, she's going to pee on you!
i love you but im not in love with you
sometimes i dream about being carried off by a big giant squirrel, does that make me a nut?..
dont interrupt me when im talking to myself
i wanna die like my grandpa, peacefully in his sleep, not screamin' n yellin' like the passangers in his car.
i was standing in the park, wondering why firsbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me!
i knew i was a nut the day the squirrel started looking at me funny.
(name), I love you so mu-...Wow! a bird!
its better to let someone think ur an idiot than to open ur mouth and prove it!
life is like a dick, when its hard fuck it!
a wise monkey nevr monkeys with another monkey's monkey
why is the alphabet in the order it is...is it becuase of that song?!
sex is like McDonals...i'm loving it
have you ever been to a zoo? i mean as a visitor?
im so happy, cuase today i found my friends, they're in my head.
if you can look in the mirror without laughing you have no sense of humor!
better to be pissed off than pissed on!
love me like i love you....so hate me
friends are like condoms, when it gets hard they're always there
upside-down - 370HSSV O773H - upside-down
so, anyway, i was talking to my hand when i noticed these finve little things on them, and believe it or not they call them fingers!

Funky Afro! Doo Doo Doo Doo
i go there often....often times i see the world
our eyes are placed infront because its more important to look ahead than to look back
when ur arguing w/ an idiot make sure the other person isnt doing the same
after all is said and done, a whole lot of a lot more was said than done.
i was gonna kill the hottest person alive, but the law would call that suicide
sex is like pringles...once you pop you just cant stop!
roses r red, violets r blue, most poems rhyme...but this one doesnt
im through w/ guys they all tell lies, they break your heart n make u cry, lovin guys is such a sin...hey check that guy who just walked in!
dont look at me in that tone of voice!
sarcasm keeps you from telling people wut u really think of them
they say true love hides behind every corner, i must be walking in circles.
how can you be friends with sumone if everytime you look at them it makes you want them even more?
never underestimate the power of stupid ppl in large groups
time is never wasted when ur wasted all the time!
guyr r playas n thats a fact, dont fall in love just play them back
its hard to tell ur mind to stop loving someone when ur heart still does
42. I loved you once…you loved me not…I loved you twice….but I forgot….you never loved me…you never will….but even so…I love you still
43. To all my friends I luv u so..u give me all the strength the grow…a true friendship will never die unless it is all a lie
you know how ppl say that if u wish for sumthing enough it will come true, well ive been wishing for u every night and u still arent here.
never give up if u still wanna try, never wipe your tears if u still wanna cry never settle for the answer if u still wanna kno, never say u dont like him if u cant let him go
Smart girls are more interested in having Fun than trying to look perfect
47. Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of 'rodeo sex'. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can 'stay mounted' for.
make bath times as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by puring a bucket of sand a bag of salt and a dog turn into the bath.

dont buy expensive, "ribbed" condoms, just buy an ordinary on and slip a handful of peas in it before you put it on.
puttin just the right amout of gin in ur goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.
an empty aluminum cigar tube filled w/ angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well look like one
there's east to west...and north to south..but my favorite direction is mouth to mouth
im tired of trying, im tired of lying, i kno ive been smiling but inside im dying
im not a pervert, i thought that was a brilliant name tag
when i see u my heart races, just like a fat man chasing a run away donut
an apple a day keeps the doctor away but if hes cut, screw the fruit!
i always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but i never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry
my name aitn elmo but u can tickle me if u want!
i kno that i autta find someone new, but all i find is myself always thinking of you!
silence is golden...but shouting is fun!
as part of you has grown in me, together forever shall we be, never apart maybe in distance but not in heart
stop looking at me swan! - billy madison
dont hat the game or the playa the one thats changing is you - D12
if your name was homework, id be doing you on my desk right now..
lifes a bitch. be its pimp
i dont curse, smoke or drink. H*ly shit! my cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
internet porn....the art of one handed typing!