Our Fearless Leader
(wiseass00@yahoo.com)

If you like drinking a 12 pack when the sun comes up (but before it's directly overhead), quitting jobs after coming in late several days in a row, sleeping with your girlfriend's less attractive sister, or spending your day downloading porn... then you may already be a member.

Our fearless leader, also known as "The Father", has been drinking, quitting, fucking, and jerking off for years. He's the example all wannabe fuck ups should follow. Our very own American Idol.

The Father has his own philosophies dealing with everything from drinking from a can, to drinking from a glass... Stick around, pupil, to learn more.