YourLuckyPunk: i eat worms

Auto response from GouTGrrL: ear wax.

GouTGrrL: you are a saint!
GouTGrrL: do you deep fry them in skin cream?
GouTGrrL: my dead grandma is here

YourLuckyPunk: cool

GouTGrrL: her asscheeks look like spaghetti
GouTGrrL: she drools marinara sauce

GouTGrrL: Happy Birthday

Mike Punk Rock: thanks.
Mike Punk Rock: do I know you?

GouTGrrL: no, but my dead grandma knows YOU

Mike Punk Rock: hm is that so.

GouTGrrL: yes
GouTGrrL: her nipples scratch the wooden floor when she walks
GouTGrrL: she has razor blades attached to the ends. they're her weapons
GouTGrrL: she says happy birthday

Mike Punk Rock: do you think of these things by yourself?   Or is there some evil demon implanting these thoughts into your brain?

GouTGrrL: yes! the demon is not evil.. the demon is... FOOTFACE!!!!!!   :-!

Mike Punk Rock: if you say so.

GouTGrrL: i do
GouTGrrL: thank you for your generous contribution to our cause

GouTGrrL: ITS MY GRANDMA!
GouTGrrL: \
GouTGrrL: My dead grandma! she's here!

HelHel804: really?  i'm sorry to hear that

GouTGrrL: no!
GouTGrrL: you should LOVE my grandma!
GouTGrrL: no one loves my grandma!
GouTGrrL: her razors want to speak with you!

HelHel804: really?
HelHel804: tell them i'm busy

GouTGrrL: They won't listen!! Don't you understand?
GouTGrrL: the lemon juice on her elbows is drying!

GouTGrrL: So.. you dont love my grandma either, huh?

HelHel804 signed off at 11:33:57 PM.

GouTGrrL: guess not
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The Moral of this story: No one loves my grandma!!! (so its not just a clever title)