This guy’s (girl maybe? i dunno)  info said he was into politics.. so I thought I would talk politics with him.
 

GouTGrrL: who would look better with asparagus in their ears: Bush or Gore?

a  te t he do g: hmm
a  te t he do g: it would probably do the most for bush's looks

GouTGrrL: He would need about 8 pounds of asparagus

a  te t he do g: yes indeed

GouTGrrL: What if i told you i was george bush
GouTGrrL: and i want you to pee on m
GouTGrrL: me

a  te t he do g: that would be cool

GouTGrrL: but you were attached to an electric chair
GouTGrrL: so when i peed on you, you died

a  te t he do g: wouldnt i be dying anyway?

GouTGrrL: what if i was ralph nader and i told you to bite my scabs?

a  te t he do g: well

a  te t he do g: thatd be pretty twisted

GouTGrrL: would you pour baking soda on your elbows and bite my salami?

a  te t he do g: gotta go bye