BuNioNChicK: would you marry me if I gave you my stamp collection?

VA snake eyes: yes i will

BuNioNChicK: would you marry me in a church or in a circus tent?

VA snake eyes: were ever you want
VA snake eyes: just tell me about yourself
VA snake eyes: do i know you

BuNioNChicK: oh good, because I was thinking more on the lines of a pumkin patch
BuNioNChicK: okay. my name is ponelope Envelope. I am 23 years old and DYING to get married.
BuNioNChicK: I really want a husband that wont mind pouring cranberry juice on my cheast every morning and washing my underwear with ALL detergent.

VA snake eyes: sound good
VA snake eyes: where you from

BuNioNChicK: Im originally from my mothers womb, but I moved out since into an apartment in Queens.

VA snake eyes: would you be willing to relocate

BuNioNChicK: anywhere anytime, but only if the town alows asparigus in the home
BuNioNChicK: where do you live?

VA snake eyes: chesapeake, virginia

BuNioNChicK: do people like to roll around in coockie toppings there?
BuNioNChicK: cookie

VA snake eyes: yes very much so

BuNioNChicK: what a dream come true! I dont have a microphone.
BuNioNChicK: do you mind it if my breath smells like hair?
BuNioNChicK: I also dont have any nipples/
BuNioNChicK: they fell in the sink 2 years ago when i was washing dishes

VA snake eyes: maybe we can find them while i fucking you dogging style

BuNioNChicK: Doggie style? what sthat?

VA snake eyes: from behind

BuNioNChicK: I only know how to do it giraffe style.
BuNioNChicK: my past partners all had verry long necks.
BuNioNChicK: how long is your neck?

VA snake eyes: it about a 9

BuNioNChicK: would you ever consider smearing Crest toothpaist on my ass cheaks and singing " We are Family"
BuNioNChicK: wonderful.

VA snake eyes: sure

BuNioNChicK: my foot is making me say all this you know.
BuNioNChicK: :-!
BuNioNChicK: have you ever experienced the power of the footface?
BuNioNChicK: YOu willl
BuNioNChicK: If your lucky.
BuNioNChicK: before its too late

VA snake eyes: what is footface all about

BuNioNChicK: go see my beautimous picture on my website.

VA snake eyes: i did

BuNioNChicK: it is all contoled by the awsome power of the foot.

VA snake eyes: are you guys some kind of cult

BuNioNChicK: I can not reveal such secret information. All I can tell you is, Once you are locked in, YOU CAN NEVER GET OUT!!!!!

VA snake eyes: cool