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One day, three guys who are in an airplane decide to, as a joke, drop an apple out the window. When they land, they find a little boy crying. They ask, "What's wrong?" The kid says, "An apple came and hit me on the head!" The next day, the guys go flying again, and throw a banana out the window. When they land, they find a little girl crying. They ask, "What's wrong?" The kid says, "A banana came and hit me on the head!" The next day, the guys throw a grenade out the window. When they land, an old guy is laughing uncontrollably. They ask, "What happened?" The guy says, "I farted and that 7-11 blew up!"