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>> Nicole's Birthday Party At My House On October Third.
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We had gone to middle school with eachother until 8th grade, but for sum reason we had never had classes together... It was literally the last week of 8th grade when we started talking. Ever since then, I couldn't imagine life without you! Thanks for being my mother when I'm drunk off my ass! (Senior Beach Week @ Ocean City 'o3 baby!) hahaha... ok, so i got grounded. But I'd say it was worth it. I love sitting in your car in my driveway with you! We are such losers man... ::does chicken dance:: "Tikki-Tikki- Sweet Home Alabama!" ...freaking the shit outta that black guy in the car... oh look what i found... "I love Amanda, she's so fine - We hang out together all the time - Together we wanna see the Dixie Chicks - Probably cuz we're a bunch of hicks - ...Okay maybe it is just me - I'm ending this early, cuz i gotta pee!" Scaring the shit outta Jimmy by popping outta the back of ur van, "MOM! ARE WE THERE YET?"; "God bless your little heart! Thanks Grandma."; "It's like jammed up there! it hurts! OWEE!"; "Juice... in your poos"; "He probably cums cheese"; I'm a pregnant, hungry, lesbo!; my tongue ring :-P ; The indian guy @ 7-11 had the hots for me, haha, "I'M FINE THANKS!"; "OMG DID U GET HIT BY A PENIS?!"; Running over the cup at Rita's hahaha; "SMELLS LIKE SWEET ASS!"; stalker girlfriend; "okkkkkk lookkkkk atttt meeeeee iiiii sweattttttt amandaaaaaa"; "its on like donkey kong!"; Ben called us lesbos! But he says "it's cute" hahaha. The night of the concert: James stealing nacho dip from 7-11, buying eggs at superfresh, my first flat tire.. Ah good times. My mom wants you to be a mechanic! hahaha. Jimmy's stupidity: "so i used to watch wrestling right, and the rock would always talk about pootang pie right. i had no idea what it was so i asked my dad when we were at the giant if we could get some pootang pie because i would like to try it." HAHAHA! Sleeping on the trampoline, playing in the corn, getting ourselves lost in Columbia, guest DJ-ing on Hot 99.5, ur dumbshit bro who needs a good beating from urs truly (hehehe), dude i think everyone in ur family fights with me... "Oh it was so funny! Will went to this Waterpark with me and my mom and my brother and my mom asked him shes like, 'And your parents know where you're going right?' And Will was like, 'Yeah, I'm not like Amanda' lol, it was funny."
hahahahaha, maybe i should just MOVE IN! THATS HOW MUCH I LOVE MY BERLY-KIM! If you ever fucking leave me i'll beat you. hahahahaa, I will tho... Thanks for being there for me, and know that I'll alwayzzzz be here for you. I love you, Berly Monster!
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Clit! YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME! haha. Thanks so much for Jewifying me. I can't wait to have sheet sex with you! hahaha, "do u thell thuthpenderth?"; "Orlando Bloom is so hot!... and so is Johnny Depp... for a 40-year-old man with eyeliner."; Our Birthday Party in my basement!; Both of us and Nicole having our own "private party" in my basement, lol... good times! You and Nicole are the best people to drink with! hahaha; Me having to piss everytime i talk to you online... sorry i just get really excited when i see you!; those damn Columbians! hahaha... u were right, kid!; "u don't swallow?"; "I have a jewish taste in my mouth"; HFS... CROWD SURFING!; Purple Nipples; Us in DC: "I can smell the police from here- i mean i can hear them...haha, I got my taste buds mixed up- i mean my senses!" haha, damn it took me a while... the insane kids in front of us, "YOU DONT LIKE BRITNEY?!", the midget, My mom taking a pic of that guys ass (and the CLASSIC look on his face lol); All your car problems; My mom hitting on you; "My pain equals ur happiness" hahahaha. (i really donno why it was so funny) OH! and that trip to the Newseum: You fighting with Steph, the mirror room, orgasms in the bathroom hahaha. I LOVE MY CLIT SO FRIGGIN MUCH! MORE THAN ANY SMELLY BOY! OK?! OK. I'll be here for u forever n everrrrrrr! Love you clitster.
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OH MY DEAR NICOLE! what the hellll would i do without u?! u make me smile like a retarded chinese lady, hahahaha. oh, that wierd asian lady always walks with me home from lunch brunch. hahahha, she scares the SHIT outta me. "Bad chinese lady, no fortune cookie for you!", "I dreamed i was getting my pussy waxed... and she SMELT IT!", "its like all these chinese ladys wanna touch my pussy. i need a sticky note that says BACK OFF CHINESE LADYS" HAHAHAHAHA. God, u must have a fetish for asian women! That guy on the side of the road that was JAMMIN to our music; "I love pussy juice"; Inwoo always comparing our damn titties!; Flashing you 783246 times in the dressing room... my badddd! lol; "my shit was pink today what color was yours?"; Tickle-me-pink & Gold Nips!; Your sister called me a dirty girl hahahaha; LUNCH BRUNCH!; "hey, wanna flash people tommorow at the game?"; "we have to brush your hair differently amanda, you look like a fag" HAHAHAHAHA; Us gettin drunk in my basement; ur seventeenth birthday! u were messed up kid...lol; HFStival; Your sister wants to fuck me! haha, wowww... i love you kiddo. Ur my favorite pussy in the entire universe! Twat & Pussy til the end of time!
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WHAT IS FUCKING UP MY SISTERRR?! Dude, we had hardly ever gotten to see eachother since you moved to Columbia... not because it was too far.. but because we both changed so much. We had great memories together, and it felt like i was missing a big part of my childhood when i couldnt see you by just walking up the street. You were my best friend since I could talk. How many people can say that? Not many... I remember us making "potions for the bad people to drink" out of kool-aid and random things we found around the house, and sitting it in a dixie cup on ur driveway... BAC cheerleading; me spilling EVERYTHING!; ur crazy ass drunk mother; good old Beltsville; The bully nextdoor! hahhaha, Erin! EEK!; us playing dress-up when my dad started a fire in the house and made us evacuate in our undies hahahaha; Barbie's; Removing Ken's head; ur limo party; Camp Sonshine... too many friggin good times to be lost by us moving to different counties. We grew apart and im sorry for it. I love you just as much as i did before! The beach was so much fun, and ur bf is fucking awesome! I love ur crazyness... no matter how long i haven't seen you, your crazyness is sumthing I can always count on you to have... u make me smile! I LOVE U, ANNEMARIEEEEE!
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CJ! You're my cousin, and you mean everything to me... I hate the fact we live so far away cuz i love just kickin it with you in "BORING AS SHIT, VA" hahaha. We get into stupid fights, but hey, what do u expect when people are with eachother for an entire summer? I love you sooo much, and i know i can piss you off sumtimes by acting so motherly... I just hate seeing you hurt and u must know that by now... haha. I can tell you ANYTHING cuz i our friendship is thicker than blood... maybe becuz we ARE blood related! haha, i know im corny, but what can ya do? hahaha. Minnesota is always freakin awesome. Good thing that scary dude didnt come back man, I was scaredddd of that fucker! Dancing in the barn with you, big penis in the limo, getting Troy out of his SHELL lol, having to watch his boring-ass play that he was pressed over, lol... Tim making fun of our "Maryland accents", whatever, theirs were wierder! "minnesOTAH!" hahahaha. OH THE MALL OF AMERICA! IM IN HEAVEN! ...until the she/man scared the shitttt out of me... haha, our stupid asses running from her out of Subway. GOOD TIMESSS! hahaha, well keep the e-mailing going... cuz i love hearing from my favorite cousin EVERRRRR! bye pookie.
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