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RULES OF THE CAR:

Rule 1: No smoking. You want to put something in your mouth bitch? I got something for you...

Rule 2: No eating. (see second part of rule 1)

Rule 3: You touch my tunes, you die.

Rule 4. You get mud in my car, you die.

Rule 5. The dashboard is not a foot rest. Do it, and die.

Rule 6. This is a backroad machine, don't bitch when I corner at 70- you do, and you die.

Rule 7. I am sometimes fast, but rarely furious- any comparision to my car and that movie will result in your death.

Rule 8. The car is not a make-up center- put that shit on before we leave, and while you're at it, take a piss so we don't have to stop every 30 miles. Don't make me kill you.

Rule 9. Any "feminine products" left in my glove compartment or arm rest will be treated as hazardous waste. And you'll die.

Rule 10. Yes, in fact it is necesary to drive that fast. Sit down, shut up, and hold on. (Die).

-Doc, HondaHookUp.com